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  1. RT @20thcenturymarc: Happy Birthday Mum #threewordsaftersex
  2. @Emmabob3 Thanks FACT: An inability to pronounce your 'R's is called a rhotacism. Or, more often, a 'whotacism'. #jokesthatonlyworkoutloud
  3. FACT: Martin Luther used to eat a spoonful of his own poo every day. And yet it's his theses we remember him for. #jokesthatonlyworkoutloud
  4. The 4th & 14th July celebrate the overthrow of tyrannies. With 5th Nov, are we the only people sane enough to celebrate when tyranny wins?
  5. @mrchrisaddison @flidby Spirit Leivel Kneivel #toolboxperformers
  6. @robmanuel Ask Derren Brown...
  7. #ff @inthegloaming Monthly horror-comedy podcasts performed by some of our most exciting young(ish) comics. Creepy Tales of Now...
  8. #ff @tubbsmcguire @lucyhunter @jamesmoran @bigedwards @sarahjpin @juliansimpson @maybeitwasutah @Tonygardner @MikePearce @andynyman
  9. #ff @momentsoffilm @SaliWho @SusanCalman @james_blue_cat @citizendan @moogyboobles @mrchrisaddison @sarah_campbell @PippyST @lizzieroper
  10. @tubbsmcguire Not sure I'm going to make it tonight. Will try, but I have babies' tummies to blow on, and stories to read. Maybe see you...
  11. Both A&J and @BRIANGITTINS1 were discussing dog odours simultaneously in different media. Fear I may be stuck in a weird loop of spacetime.
  12. A the same moment: Adam & Joe (via poadcast) mentioned @BRIANGITTINS1 @BRIANGITTINS1 's last tweet popped up. Not sure what's real now...
  13. This pleases me, The Terminator Trap: http://bit.ly/3KLQok
  14. Yes. Identity theft. That was truly... The Secret Of My Success.
  15. What did you expect bringing a sexy lady into a rural community? For us to lie still, inert, like we were... Straw Dogs? #famousmoviequotes
  16. We may have lost our souls, but we escaped with our lives. Embracing our inner savages, that was the real... Deliverance. #famousmoviequotes
  17. "And this, the day when Bruce Wayne's house burns down, can truly be said to be the day when...Batman Begins!" [FADE OUT] #famousmoviequotes
  18. @ChicaLolita @SaliWho Where is she keeping the piece of elastic that stops the mittens getting lost? Oh, wait...
  19. @SaliWho @ChicaLolita Does that mean we get to make the bear feel guilty as it chooses between us at Christmas. You can keep the wanky lady.
  20. @SusanCalman "Is that the policeman?" "No, that's the boyfriend." "Well, which one's the policeman." "There isn't a policeman." "Oh. Shame."