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  1. RT @james_blue_cat: This is great -RT @SciencePunk: Prof Nutt cuts presenter down to size on Sky News http://bit.ly/4N8ed5
  2. Just had a melody from a mid-90s song, unable to remember what it was for hours. Turned out to be Another No One by Suede. Ace.
  3. Best Lobster Explorer? Pincer de Leon...
  4. @Glinner @andynyman Except Langoustine John Silver
  5. @serafinowicz Oh, and if you're looking for the scariest new audio play featuring Michael 'Beppe' Greco, then it's here http://bit.ly/1uP2Xq
  6. @serafinowicz I'd say The Grin In The Dark by Ramsey Campbell, or the novella Petey by T.E.D. Klein
  7. @tubbsmcguire Of course, arguing with anything in the article would be construed as 'whining'. Oh, and I've always been this whiney...
  8. Every time I change her nappy Eleanor's taken to having a good, old rummage, shouting "Hands in the bot-bot!" I discourage this by laughing
  9. Harry Reid sounds like Disney's version of Winnie-the-Pooh...
  10. Just showed Eleanor the French Drop, and passed the wonderment down a generation...
  11. I'm pleased that one of my songs provoked this: "F-----g Fabian POSEUR,crawl back into yourSocialist hole and play with your mung beans!!!"
  12. Least erotic sentence ever found in an 'erotic' story? "He oozed his splooge in her dirt canal." Must. Wash. Brain...
  13. @sarah_campbell The person you were having sex with has the right to demand: "Enough with the looking at books! Look at my lovely nude bits!
  14. RT @toddalcott: The ancient Mayans were wrong about fashion and wrong about human sacrifices, I'm not taking their advice on calender issues
  15. @andynyman 'Up'. My purchase of 3D glasses was made somewhat redundant - all I could see was a salty waterfall of my own tears...
  16. Note the way Auntie Mabel didn't explain the erosion of frogs' wetland habitats because of people who fly planes to visit frog sanctuaries.
  17. @lizzieroper HBTY, HBTY, HBDL, HBTY x (FSAJGF, FSAJGF...)
  18. @RealSharHorgan That trailer made me weep tears of actual blood. When did it say it was out?
  19. RT @stuntmandrew: Children's author Katie Price doesn't look how I thought she would. I thought she'd be more JK Rowling-y
  20. "When I met her, I wasn't that interested in her..." More from the beautiful tale of the other Steve Pemberton: http://bit.ly/4yzb1Z