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  1. Censor, n.: One who sticks his no's into other peoples business.
  2. Daylight savings time starts tomorrow. Reminds me that when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  3. @wildfiremg Dang. Google charts produces Flash output. I need it to work on iPads and be printable. Any other ideas?
  4. @wildfiremg Thanks for the good advice. I was just going to look at some API's. Google may do the trick perfectly.
  5. Bureaucracy, n.: The process of turning energy into solid waste.
  6. @claudetaylor Well, I'll try to add some amusing anecdotes to your collection. While they may not be funny, they will be punny.
  7. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  8. Oversleeping is a mighty poor way to make your dreams come true.
  9. This Sunday, 3.14, is "Pi Day". To celebrate, make someone a delicious fruit, cream, or ice cream pie! http://piday.org
  10. Single people die earlier. Marriage is healthier. If you're looking for a long life and a slow death, get married.
  11. @CeleneHarrelson I escaped through the air vents.
  12. I think I've taken a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and have wound up in a microwave in DesMoines.
  13. Been trying to figure out how to draw pie charts with JavaScript in all browsers. What a head-banging activity.
  14. You can stay young forever if you live modestly, get lots of sleep, work hard, pray daily, and lie about your age.
  15. I feel a little sorry for the convicts in New Hampshire who make the license plates that say, "Live Free or Die."
  16. @orgmish Thanks, Michele. I'm checking out your website, www.micheletheorganizer.com, right now.
  17. @DianaEnnen Thanks for the retweet, Diana.
  18. I'm proud of how many kids I've put through college. There's my doctor's kids, my dentist's kids, my lawyer's kids...
  19. You know it's spring when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love, while his remote turns to the NCAA tournament.
  20. Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions. ;)