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  1. Prism, n.: Place where light waves go that have committed minor refractions.
  2. There sure are a lot of economic pundits and forecasters out there. Maybe we need an excess prophets tax.
  3. News flash: The local precinct toilet was stolen; the cops have nothing to go on...
  4. Polyunsaturated, n.: A dry parrot.
  5. Political TV ads prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
  6. Philosophy, n.: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
  7. I wish our politicians were more like horses because then they'd have the horse sense to know when to say "Nay."
  8. My friend just named his son, Bill, because he was born on the first day of the month.
  9. RT @Sacredsecret: Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
  10. Tip: Just because you can't do everything doesn't mean you shouldn't do something.
  11. @bencrowder Thanks, Ben. Now isn't it about time you walk away from your computer? You are getting married in 70 hours.
  12. It's not who you know, it's whom.
  13. @bencrowder Ben, please send the Google Wave invite to junk @ insightlearning . com. Thx!
  14. @bencrowder Please sir, may I have a Goodle Wave invite? (grovel)
  15. Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
  16. @mograndpa Tom, thanks for your dedicated service in Vietnam! You're a hero in my book.
  17. Pun: I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.
  18. Humor tip: Make up a language and ask people for directions. If they ask you where you're from, point to the sky.
  19. Reading: "Botnet Responsible for 1/3 of Worlds Spam Shut Down" http://is.gd/4RNBP
  20. @sparkica Thanks. Dittos, although I wish I could read Slovenian.