NathanBryce
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Censor, n.: One who sticks his no's into other peoples business.
about 1 hours ago
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Daylight savings time starts tomorrow. Reminds me that when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
5:35 PM Mar 13th
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@ Dang. Google charts produces Flash output. I need it to work on iPads and be printable. Any other ideas?
4:45 PM Mar 13th
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in reply to wildfiremg
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@ Thanks for the good advice. I was just going to look at some API's. Google may do the trick perfectly.
4:33 PM Mar 13th
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in reply to wildfiremg
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Bureaucracy, n.: The process of turning energy into solid waste.
4:06 PM Mar 13th
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@ Well, I'll try to add some amusing anecdotes to your collection. While they may not be funny, they will be punny.
3:52 PM Mar 13th
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in reply to claudetaylor
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
12:11 PM Mar 13th
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Oversleeping is a mighty poor way to make your dreams come true.
11:56 AM Mar 13th
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This Sunday, 3.14, is "Pi Day". To celebrate, make someone a delicious fruit, cream, or ice cream pie!
4:23 PM Mar 12th
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Single people die earlier. Marriage is healthier. If you're looking for a long life and a slow death, get married.
4:01 PM Mar 12th
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@ I escaped through the air vents.
1:26 PM Mar 12th
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in reply to CeleneHarrelson
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I think I've taken a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and have wound up in a microwave in DesMoines.
11:48 AM Mar 12th
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Been trying to figure out how to draw pie charts with JavaScript in all browsers. What a head-banging activity.
7:53 AM Mar 12th
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You can stay young forever if you live modestly, get lots of sleep, work hard, pray daily, and lie about your age.
1:30 PM Mar 9th
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I feel a little sorry for the convicts in New Hampshire who make the license plates that say, "Live Free or Die."
9:25 AM Mar 9th
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@ Thanks, Michele. I'm checking out your website, , right now.
7:56 AM Mar 9th
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in reply to orgmish
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@ Thanks for the retweet, Diana.
7:54 AM Mar 9th
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in reply to DianaEnnen
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I'm proud of how many kids I've put through college. There's my doctor's kids, my dentist's kids, my lawyer's kids...
7:34 AM Mar 9th
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You know it's spring when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love, while his remote turns to the NCAA tournament.
7:07 AM Mar 9th
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Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions. ;)
11:10 AM Mar 8th
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- Name Nathan Bryce
- Location Utah
- Web http://nathanbryc...
- Bio The Temperament Guy | CEO of NPO | Author | Anecdotist | Trainer | Inventor | Technophile | Conservative | INTJ | Family Man | Nerd
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