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  1. let it be known that i just spanked the old man at pokemon puzzle league TWICE what what
  2. @bgelber awesome article in the new york times!!
  3. @brillow that is only ARIAL BLACK, the finest font there ever was.
  4. feeding a plastic apple to a plastic horse.
  5. @Andie_bbyy don't call me nat.
  6. @dooblehvay haha i just saw you tweet at me from two weeks ago, i am horrible at this shit. let's meet up soon, ma, okay??
  7. DrNatalieDee is dead, long live NatalieDee. Heads up to the schnintz who think they can perpetrate, give it a try, you just cant swing it.
  8. you don't nomi
  9. watching nona sit on a book and have a fit because she can't turn the pages. THIS FUCKING BOOK IS BROKEN!!
  10. hey, look at these new bags i made up... http://www.sharingmachine.c...
  11. @bgelber you are my favorite meteorologist. i watch the news every saturday night cause i know ben gelber's on.
  12. @adriennebreaux i am thinking about getting the rug for a very low-traffic, no-dogs part of the house.
  13. @mandamade I hear you can put them in the washing machine. Have you tried this? Did it turn out OK? I am very curious.
  14. So, does anyone have a flokati rug? What's the scoop on 'em? Are they a pain in the ass to maintain?
  15. @MattMelvin I am too wordy for this shit. i can barely wipe my butt with 140 characters.
  16. it is raining in the back yard, and not raining in the front. i am sure there is some joke i could make about this, but fuck it.
  17. today i went out with the baby, and someone asked me, "does she look like you, or does her dad look like that, too?"
  18. when nona is pleased, she makes an AAAHH-OOOOOO noise, like a young paulie shore. (weeze the juice, nona. weeze the juice.)
  19. twitter ate my balls
  20. had a dream the dogs babysat nona...came home and they had fed her poop and dead baby birds.