NastyPigeon
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Curry & beers with the lads, a smidgen pissed. Phone sex anyone?
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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My mate @ won't be balls deep in his wife, I saw him as Asda buying a watermelon earlier today.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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My mate @ is celebrating his birthday today. He'll be balls deep at 9pm he's told me. Dirty bastard!
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ WTF?
about 13 hours ago
via web
in reply to shinytuppence
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@ want. you.
about 19 hours ago
via web
in reply to LovelyFilth
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@ if you'd have told me about your plans, i could have saved yesterdays brazilian tweet for today, when it would have been funny.
about 19 hours ago
via web
in reply to JCautomatic
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@ you're my hero!
about 19 hours ago
via web
in reply to bathcat
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@ Which one? ;-)
about 19 hours ago
via web
in reply to iLikeSEXDaily
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@ classic
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to annetteharris1
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@ ha, you're wrong! I gave her my portable speakers to take to school so she's over the moon. Winner! @
12:37 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to richardpope
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@ high 5 for your bf. oh, sorry. ;-)
12:25 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to shinytuppence
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@ I thought you said you did, coz you were up early. And then you got a bit on the side. I was jealous all fucking day tiger!
12:21 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to shinytuppence
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@ you had it at the weekend. Fucking hell, get married and *then* see how you get on! ;-)
12:18 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to shinytuppence
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I've cooked tea, fed kids, cleaned kids, put kids to bed, cleaned kitchen, fixed wifes tech issues, given wife wine. Hidden agenda?
12:16 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I've run the numbers and it is. Mosquitoes scored badly on 'sourcing internet porn'. But, scored well on 'blood sucking cunts'.
12:11 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to MoistGiant
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I hate mosquitoes more than my MacBook pro.
11:51 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I've not got any photo editing skills, so I couldn't make my avi pigeon look all jubilee like. So, here's my tribute to Liz.
11:34 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ well the missus will be please. She asked me to set a 'honey trap' for you, so I'm pleased to report that you've passed!
11:18 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to Lambandflag
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@ fuck em?
11:15 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to Lambandflag
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@ we want the fucking trophy!
11:08 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to KazzNT
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- Name Bird of Paradise
- Location Midlands, UK
- Bio Morten Harket's 3rd cousin, removed. Through marriage. Now divorced. Shame really.
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