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Nasdaqistan

  1. Like John Edwards, I want to dedicate my life to helping the kids by knocking up the mommies.
  2. "Whitey" is not a racist term but "Blackie" is. #Fact
  3. NOT GUILTY! - John Edwards, OJ and the cops who beat Rodney King.
  4. Buffalo cop arrested today for growing pot in 2 warehouses and a residence. bit.ly/L0pgL8
  5. Fucken ay - they already driving round blasting George Michael. #IWillBeYourUncleGarfunkelAnythingYouHaveInMind
  6. EF - EE - EE - EF - FEEF
  7. He's a feef!
  8. They're having a different pride parade on my block this weekend. The usual one happens every night in the parking lot behind the gay bar.
  9. Wells fargo pays 432MM to Shelby county TN for predatory lending and admits no wrong doing. Need more proof that govt officials are owned?
  10. My street gangsta name is Monsanto.
  11. New Yorkers -The wise and munificent Bloomberg peace be upon him has issues a fatwa allowing you to have up to 16 ounces of soda at a time.
  12. 20 degrees cooler today.
  13. In the past they used to go to the jail and break out any arrested tribesmen - now they do this. No tools, no mess. Hilarious.
  14. The 2 Americans who got picked up by Bedouins in Egypt were swapped for a tribesman who was busted for possession of weed the day before.
  15. Ninjas falling from the sky and landing in the ninja stance (a cross between a stretching warmup exercise and an eastern style toilet).
  16. @iconoclastik yep. also explains why people liked Roadhouse. it was a religious experience for millions of people.
  17. @iconoclastik that special kick from karate kid is how god sent adam and eve to earth.
  18. @iconoclastik if she watches karate kid, it'll make her better prepared for life.
  19. @iconoclastik teach her to talk like a rapper - that'll fix it. You are welcome.