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@andy_parmo Ha ha! Problem is it challenges all my beliefs about people being intrinsically good. I want to shoot them. 1 minute ago via Twitter for Android in reply to andy_parmo
@wsjaeboo Off to Amsterdam for the weekend so it can rain all it wants. You have a good one too. 2 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to wsjaeboo
andy_parmo Twat of the day number 1: m.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/m… 9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by NapierBones
LDNCalling RT @Konnolsky: Tory MP quote Ruth Lea against Paul Krugman. Like quote Jeffrey Archer against Shakespeare #newsnight 3:09 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by NapierBones and 3 others
@andy_parmo Only Kyle lets your wonderful plan down. 11 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to andy_parmo
@wsjaeboo Cheers mate - Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone. A maxim we should all live our lives by. 12 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to wsjaeboo
cluedont I'll mate with that chaffinch myself if it doesn't shut up. 36 minutes ago via web Retweeted by NapierBones and 10 others
@keybehaviours Ha ha! Don't believe you look 50, believe the rest though! 17 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to keybehaviours
twowitwowoo You know your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going. about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by NapierBones and 3 others
mrdavidwhitley #TeamHeathrow is a team in approximately the same way that #TeamAlabamaPlantation was a team before the American civil war. 2:45 AM May 24th via Seesmic Retweeted by NapierBones and 2 others
cognoscentinovo Doctors are the brightest people, they save lives, they deserve a fucking brilliant pension, we need them. Tax bankers instead #bbcqt about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by NapierBones and 5 others
itsmotherswork "Can we really take on the charitable sector in this country?" No. Take money from children, lone parents & ppl w/ disabilities. #bbcqt about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by NapierBones and 8 others
@andy_parmo Are you sure? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to andy_parmo
DrMatthewAshton U-turns can be justified if the facts change. In this case though they just got scared. the fundamental facts didn't change #newsnight about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Nottingham, Nottingham Retweeted by NapierBones and 5 others
@originalbignev Agree. I would've watched it if I'd known. Was it on terrestrial or *evil Sky? *Jealous about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to originalbignev
DrMatthewAshton Leaders of both parties have always taken advantage of the fact that the Ministerial Code is so vague #newsnight about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Nottingham, Nottingham Retweeted by NapierBones
@originalbignev Its been a while since ive watched it, but remember thinking it was one of McQueen's best films. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to originalbignev
@originalbignev Ha ha! Sound advice! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to originalbignev
Our cat Pippa is blind, for her own protection I've had to make sure she can't escape from the garden. I now call her Pippillon. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android
BusinessDesk Public sector job cuts dragging down US's already fragile economic recovery gu.com/p/382np/tf about 11 hours ago via twitterfeed Retweeted by NapierBones and 7 others

Name Napier Bones
Location Utopia
Bio I'm the piece of steel wool used to sharpen kitchen knives - inanimate and ultimately futile. I always follow, I'm THAT desperate.