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@webmeadow @amyhoy Yes. That. What you said. Agreed. 8:00 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web in reply to webmeadow
"Monetize is a weasel word that stems from being afraid of money & the fervent wish that it will somehow magically appear." (via @amyhoy) 7:55 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web
@KcJames55 AWW! Thank you. I'm probably in love with you, too, I just don't know it yet. 7:36 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web in reply to KcJames55
Why is it always the hideous stuff that's on 3 for 2? I mean, yeah, I know why. But WHY? 7:35 AM Dec 9th, 2011 via web
@LeelaSinha Yes, @sexyintern has totally rentable cats. Which I should not say out loud or she will start charging me to hang out with them. 7:09 PM Nov 29th, 2011 via web in reply to LeelaSinha
@sexyintern Oh my God. You should RENT them. I can't believe I never thought of this before. 6:50 PM Nov 29th, 2011 via web in reply to sexyintern
I had no idea how much comfort I took from a laptop that also kept my lap warm. Solid state drives are COLD, dude. 6:31 PM Nov 29th, 2011 via web
Well, hello there, cyber-mondayers! Are we ready to hang ourselves yet? Blink twice for yes. 9:55 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via web
Dear hotels, Not everyone wants what comes in the special offer. Some of us just want what we want, even if it's not on sale. Please? 3:26 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via web
@mjkimberley What if I WANT to get together with @nataliesisson in *that* way? YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF US. 2:12 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via web in reply to mjkimberley
.@nataliesisson HA! Sorry, it was in reply to a couple of requests for later Karma Consulting time slots for Aussies/Kiwis. 2:07 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via web in reply to nataliesisson
Attention Australians and New Zealand-ers. YES, we make time slot exceptions for you. :) 2:00 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via web
@traceygr Hey Tracey! We always make exceptions for Aussies. Shoot us an email and we'll get you something off the calendar. 1:59 PM Nov 27th, 2011 via web in reply to traceygr
@SheThinksFunny As of this minute, we've got 11 free slots in December before we shut for the holidays. (earliest is 12/9 at 11 and 1 ET.) 6:18 PM Nov 26th, 2011 via web in reply to SheThinksFunny
@Lerin I think a week? Tuesday at the earliest, Friday at the latest, except Karma Consulting, which is open "until it gets ridiculous". 3:20 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web in reply to Lerin
@iaintgray Oh Lord. @amyhoy is a "meat hitler", you're microwaving cats, and I'm saying "fuck". Dear, dear, dear. 3:16 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web in reply to iaintgray
@myfreeweb Thank you! And yes. We get it a lot. (Not so much anymore. I stopped swearing so much in SM cuz my oldest lectures me about it.) 3:09 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web in reply to myfreeweb
@noellejoyeux I will grant you that. But I know you were doing it in your head. *I know things.* 3:04 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web in reply to noellejoyeux
@DDysart I know, right?! 3:03 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web in reply to DDysart
Ooh, haven't said a bad word in a tweet in a while. Let's see how many we lose. Friendly wagers, anyone? ;-P 2:42 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web

Name Naomi Dunford
Location Um... Europe?
Web http://IttyBiz.com
Bio I write. A lot. Too much, really. I made IttyBiz.com. Now I'm making something else. No, you can't know what it is yet. Patience, people. Jesus Christ.