NancyDrew2
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Has everyone had their Turkey and Thanksgiving? Good...MERRY COMMERCIALMAS!
about 11 hours ago
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I make webinars sexy!
3:56 PM Nov 23rd
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Mom: How was work today? Me: A filing cabinet fell on me and tore my clothes in an inappropriate fashion. Mom: Was he cute? (true story)
3:17 PM Nov 20th
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Preparing for my Monday Meeting: Cute Outfit, Background Music: OK Computer, ad lib something smart and witty...all done!
11:33 AM Nov 20th
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Convincing my boss that attaching a motor to my office chair is by no means a cry of boredom but an efficient way of delivering the coffee.
1:17 PM Nov 17th
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@ and I re-write The Amityville Horror: GET OUT OF THE SHOWER......I HAVE TO PEEEeeeeEEEE!
9:29 PM Nov 15th
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Is it too soon to bring back Genghis as an acceptable baby name?
2:16 PM Nov 10th
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Cash. Only.
10:55 AM Nov 9th
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I ended up on @'s list of Secretly-Virgins with The Onion, Jesus, Peter Venkman and Fireland...followd by @'s Want's-To-Bang.
10:30 PM Nov 8th
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Sugar detox destroyed by alien decorated cupcakes and pumpkin cheesecake...I want it to be @'s Birthday EVERY DAY!
11:35 AM Nov 6th
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@ is my new best friend. RT: "@ block you out of spite?"
1:12 PM Nov 4th
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@ I am no longer excited that your tweets reach 40 favorites. Get one that rates 100, then I will sleep with you out of excitement.
11:52 AM Nov 4th
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Don't be a "Lamerketing" = a marketing campaign that defies Merriam-Webster, creating a fake word for marketing thus screwing up education
6:38 AM Nov 4th
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North by Northwest Google Directions
9:55 AM Nov 3rd
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Reasons why I take public transportation: The only person I consider a "good driver" is my dad (nothing green about my reason)
1:26 PM Oct 30th
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Playing Halloween Costume Spotting Bingo: Sexy Bee 12, Sexy Cop 46, Sexy Vampire 25, Sexy Witch 57, All I need is Sexy Bea Arthur 7...
12:12 PM Oct 30th
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My day would not have been complete without almost losing a check for $13,000. I think I am going to have a minor meltdown now.
12:18 PM Oct 28th
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Yes I am that person - when you drive the wrong way I ask "Where are we going?" and other equally annoying stupid questions
5:13 AM Oct 28th
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Apparently God does not understand "rhetorical questions". Like when I say "Could my life get any crazier?"
8:31 PM Oct 27th
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Him: What's your M.O. Me: What's an M.O.? Him: Modus Operandi, your method of operating. Me: My M.O. is cute?
9:50 AM Oct 26th
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- Name Nancy
- Location Queens NY
- Bio It's a bit gratuitous to quote passages from Shakespeare on a daily basis.
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