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  1. Tribeca is empty and pretentious, like a North Shore student.
  2. I hate American telecoms almost as much as I hate Australian ones.
  3. "The 59th St bridge!" "Maybe it just collapsed on its own."
  4. I know there's about a one in four chance of stumbling upon Gossip Girl being filmed in NYC, but it was still pretty exciting.
  5. When I see something awesomely New Yorky, ten seconds later I hear an Australian accent and facepalm.
  6. We were exceedingly lucky not to have been at JFK today, though - there were turtles.
  7. Allison Janney now only reminds me of the giraffe in Family Guy.
  8. It says a lot about New York that it's constantly under construction.
  9. Trapped on the tarmac of JFK for 90. According to the pilot, "the government" is at fault.
  10. Metrocards are indeed a real thing.
  11. Towncars > shuttles.
  12. Asimo is awsimo.
  13. I completely forgot about automatic toilets, so the first time it happened I shat a brick.
  14. Chris, on Bud Light: "My goodness, this is very bland soda water."
  15. Batman is outnumbered by dominatrices/catwomen at least 4 to 1, apparently.
  16. LA is not tourist friendly without a car.
  17. I just got tricked into buying a CD I didn't want. Hooray for capitalism.
  18. I'm going on a trip, for all those who read the previous tweet and assumed something dirty.
  19. I feel even less packed than I was yesterday.
  20. I am now iphone certified as Not A Moron.