Nadimwarsi
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People who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.
10:31 AM May 2nd
via HootSuite
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Phones get thinner and smarter. People get fatter and stupid.
8:26 PM May 13th
via MediaFunnel
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RT @: RT @: Retweet if you want more twitter followers! Ill give you a shoutout. (must follow me first)
12:39 AM May 12th
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in reply to TeenagerBook
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Teenagers have time + energy, but no money. Middle age people have money + energy, but no time. Old people have time + money, but no energy.
1:02 PM May 3rd
via web
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Do you want to go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b
7:35 AM May 3rd
via MediaFunnel
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Posting your relationship status on Facebook as "It's complicated" is only gonna make it more complicated.
8:05 PM Apr 26th
via HootSuite
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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
5:30 AM Apr 26th
via SocialOomph
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Single Ladies, Your prince will come. He may not be riding a white horse but he will want you, and only you. - Taylor Swift
9:31 PM Apr 6th
via SocialOomph
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r.e.t.w.e.e.t. If you have less than 10,000 followers & I'll help you gain more. (Must be following me) ♥
3:36 AM Dec 26th, 2011
via web
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RT @: Just because a girl is pissed off, doesn't mean she's on her period. You might just be a complete asshole.
11:08 PM Mar 30th
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in reply to GirIFacts
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@ Follow me 1st
10:56 PM Mar 30th
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in reply to huishurlzs8
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Why doesn't Tarzan ever have a beard? He lives in the wilderness but has a clean shave...WTF!?
10:01 PM Mar 28th
via Twuffer
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I act like I don't care, but you have no idea how much i do..
4:02 PM Mar 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time...Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
3:53 PM Mar 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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RT @: If loving one another doesn't work you should just love another one
8:55 AM Mar 25th
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in reply to RGVzoomin
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RT @: Goodbye without reasons is the most painful one, love without reasons is the most beautiful one.
8:55 AM Mar 25th
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in reply to ItsLifeNotes
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What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.
12:00 AM Mar 23rd
via TweetDeck
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@ U Follow me 1st
4:14 AM Mar 21st
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in reply to dips136
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Emraan Hashmi will score 100% in Biology # BollywoodMarksheet #
zoOmTV
4:40 AM Mar 17th
via Mobile Web
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@ Hlo
7:23 AM Mar 16th
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in reply to Gopi18115
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