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NadersNuts

  1. Is it just me, or is the thought of dealing with #DoomsdayPreppers a lot scarier than the actual apocalypse?! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @robdelaney Armenians!! Am I right, ladies?! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to robdelaney
  3. @jonesinforjason Dude, can't wait to see "A beginner's guide to endings"! Love the 'stache! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @JuddApatow Only if you get Ira Wright (Wiener) to write your set! 10:15 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JuddApatow
  5. @heyitskitty ;) LOL 7:36 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to heyitskitty
  6. “@heyitskitty: fuck” Dude, you have 140 characters! You can elaborate a bit more. 7:23 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @BackInBlue2012 @Wilnerness590 @greggzaun I may have missed it, but were the jays symbols on the hats different tonight? 7:19 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @katyperry Lucky mouse! 7:16 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to katyperry
  9. A perk of following perverted comedians like @robdelaney @jonesinforjason @MrHoratioSanz @IamEnidColeslaw they only RT girls with hot avi's! 8:29 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @zdravko_g Thanks Zed! 8:17 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to zdravko_g
  11. Booked my first American show July 7th @ Riddles Comedy club in the comedy Mecca, Chicago Illinois! Hooray :) Next up NYC and LA. #Comedy 6:53 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @robdelaney That doesn't sound kosher. 6:52 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to robdelaney
  13. Well, on the plus side... Texas is full of gorgeous women, and bloated men. I like those odds. #MovingToTexas #jays #JaysFansUnite 7:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. If a topless hunk has the same effect on women as a topless woman has on men, it should be ok to show topless women on TV too! #EqualRights 1:51 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @JoeyBats19 With that beard, Allan would probably let you in his lone-wolf pack. 12:33 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoeyBats19
  16. @meganamram @saccasacca I prefer your neck rolls, Megan. 12:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to meganamram