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  1. "Our Lives Are Novels and Reality Is Made of Words.” ~Tom Robbins
  2. "Operator! Give me the number for 911" ~Homer J Simpson
  3. "Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." ~Robert Orben
  4. "Ninety percent of the game is half mental." ~Jim Wohford
  5. "Never wear anything that panics the cat." ~P. J. O'Rourke
  6. "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." ~Harry S. Truman
  7. "My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." ~Mike Myers
  8. "My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil." ~Paul Getty
  9. "Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." ~Bill Vaughan
  10. "Men marry women hoping they will never change. Women marry men hoping they will. Invaribly they are both disappointed."~A Einstein
  11. “Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.” ~Barbara Kingsolver
  12. "Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one." ~Anon
  13. "Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity. ~Anon
  14. "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." ~Issac Asimov
  15. "Laughter is the most inexpensive and the most effective wonder drug. Laughter is a universal medicine." ~Bertrand Russell
  16. "It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you're not." ~Author unknown
  17. "It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man." ~H. L. Mencken
  18. "In primitive society when natives beat the ground w clubs & yelled, it was called voodoo; today it is called golf." ~Anon
  19. "If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." ~Sam Levenson
  20. "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either." ~Dick Cavett