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  1. Do you think jermaine thinks HE won this award? Because I'm confused, white glove notwithstanding.
  2. Whitney rocked it tonight! Best live performance I've heard since the comeback.
  3. Just learned I find keith urban very sexy. Whomever designs those jeans should win a pulitzer or a peace prize or something. Bc amazing.
  4. If I ever suggest buying a custom-made piece of furniture, remind me how bloody stupid that is.
  5. My dining room table just got delivered and I'm having buyer's remorse.
  6. Do they train capitol police to be dickheads? Just curious.
  7. For the 1st time in 3 days, I convinced myself to leave the house. & w the gorgeous weather, great decision. Let's not mess it up, people!
  8. Things u don't want when home sick: knock at door from woman wanting to share stories of bible. I said,not interested. She said, As u were.
  9. Is CNN actually doing a doomsday story? So Lou Dobbs wasn't the only problem at CNN. Bc when u look 2 movies to find stories, ur in trouble
  10. What a fucking shit show!
  11. Do red and brown match? Because I don't think I match today.
  12. I just got sneezed on. I'm sitting in a mtg that won't end, and the dude sitting next to me just sneezed on me. Like ON me. Fucking jerk off
  13. @mollytics, I thought I learned you this: Things I'm learning tonight: New Jersey folks are so much fun
  14. Crazy anti-abortion dude screaming into a megaphone outside Longworth. Just another day around the way.
  15. Sometimes, while in a mtg, I spend more time and energy trying to convince myself NOT to bang my head on the table than anything else.
  16. Starting in on Project Runway and falling in love with Tim Gunn all over again.
  17. Caught up with Top Chef - FINALLY - and remain shocked by how beautiful Padma is. Wtf?!
  18. I am being tested. And today, I might actually snap.
  19. These kittens are getting on my last nerve. Why do you want to keep fighting me?! Jesus!
  20. Coming to you LIVE from the top of the Capitol dome w @dcstriving. Amazing!