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  1. @BuncieWilliams @head_first_ed Oh bollocks.
  2. @BuncieWilliams @Head_First_Ed I'm obviously not that down with the kids. I have no idea what you're on about.
  3. Well done @BandQ Northampton. So far, 9 minutes on hold for customer service. Well done...slow hand clap.
  4. @Head_First_Ed only slightly disappointed that you're not actually #welljel
  5. @Head_First_Ed Ed, you're much younger than me and even I know it's not 'yum' these days, it's #nomnomnom
  6. @ToxicCreative D'oh! Well at least you know who to call next time you need a camera man :-)
  7. @BuncieWilliams @aspenrod23 Suuwweett!! So that's an order for 3 cowboy hats now then...boys #roadtrip
  8. @ToxicCreative Clearly you've never had the misfortune of having to pop into town the day before 'giro day' ;-)
  9. @Head_First_Ed Don't tempt me...
  10. Amazing attitude change of Selfridges staff between, bloke just browsing (me) and bloke carrying a Veuve Clicquot traveller set,also me :-D
  11. Paralympic Skeleton. Hmmm...I wanna go!!! Paralympic update: youtu.be/GEOeRXjeuIQ via @youtube
  12. @Head_First_Ed Yeah, even I can't carry the 'crotch mayo' look off.
  13. Just dropped mayonnaise on my jeans. That doesn't look odd at all...
  14. Coffee stop on the way to get last bits of footage and stills of Team GB slider @Head_First_Ed Looks like its going to be another fine day.
  15. @jimb0bwilliams Tru dat.
  16. @jimb0bwilliams too much wear and tear from all the pole dancing I'm afraid.
  17. Ah, pink shorts and light blue polo shirt. I'm sure they looked great on the model on the catalogue sir, but you are neither toned or young.
  18. @jimb0bwilliams yes, the ones with the zip...
  19. @jimb0bwilliams Dude! Seriously, you should at least wear pants with those leather chaps of yours!
  20. @jimb0bwilliams That's nothing. I'm highly errr, confused, about Chloe Sevigny in Hit & Miss!!! (she has a dinkle) well her character does.