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NOTRonGould

  1. I'm in. This 'stache means business. Wave your bluetooth in the air like you just don't care!
  2. Hands on your wallets and away from my 'stache.
  3. Did you see my shout out in the Arizona Republic editorial? Had to take out my gun and shoot down that flying pig.
  4. I hope even more people jump into the race and split the vote. Better chances for me.
  5. Deciding if I want to walk out of the State of the State again this year.
  6. First announced for Congress by going out on my stoop and shooting my guns in the air. When that didn't work, I sent out the press release.
  7. Thinking about throwing some neon in the 'stache and changing my name to TRON Gould. That should get some attention, no?
  8. In Congress, my goals will be very much like they have been in the Arizona State Senate: get ignored, complain a lot, vote no.
  9. I would love to see someone try to #Occupy Gouldtopia.
  10. @RepPatterson I didn't even know you still lived in Tucson. So you stayed in your city, just not your district?
  11. Sure, he may be a sheriff, but I am president, king, constable, and leader of Gould-topia.
  12. Flattop trumps shaved head every time.
  13. Note to Bundgaard's lawyers. Get haircuts, hippies!
  14. Cleaning the stache trimmer to be ready for next week's hearing.
  15. @kennedydana So I assume you are all over Rep. Patterson, then. examiner.com/courts-in-tucs…
  16. Forget the Charlie Sheen roast! Let's have a roast of our own - I mean, uh, an ethics hearing.
  17. I am going to take a break from voting no on everything to be relevant for the next 20 days.
  18. @kennedydana So does that mean you will be front row for the Patterson ethics hearing?
  19. @AutoCarbine556 Mwah! Ha! ha! Brahm is in both camera angles. #JustSayin
  20. Ethics investigation? Beatdown? Potato - Potahto.