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NOPeteHere

@flsteelersbabe damn straight 15 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to flsteelersbabe
And Duck Dynasty is the ONLY reality show I will watch because it's fucking hilarious 18 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad
@TwitAcctCA yes and she keeps trending like the fuck that she is 22 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to TwitAcctCA
#SorryICantDateYou because your name is @KimKardashian so I would like to stay disease and cunt whore bitch free 25 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad
Fuck Left Eye that crazy psycho hose beast 26 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad
@flsteelersbabe aim higher and bigger like mine 27 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to flsteelersbabe
Watching Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars on Palladium and yes I am having acid flashbacks... Woohoo!!! 32 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad
@TwitAcctCA @v_for_vette I delete them because they make no sense about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TwitAcctCA
Pepperoni Nipples on men. Funny about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Rogersultry well duh! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Rogersultry
Rogersultry you never see a man walking down the street with a lady with a pot belly and a little bald spot about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by NOPeteHere and 1 other
CoachDB18 The Edwards decision proves the old adage true, the only real shame is a busload of lawyers going off a cliff, and there's an empty seat about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by NOPeteHere and 2 others
John Edwards might be NOT Guilty in one sense, but he is still GUILTY of being a massive asshole sleaze bucket about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
That idiot thought I was trying to swat a wasp away when it's painfully obvious I was on 4 hits of acid. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
lizelarsen Gonna name my daughter Stacy. For obvious reasons. I got it goin on. 12:10 PM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by NOPeteHere and 55 others
@Momfia at least that is her anal face about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Momfia
Momfia Kristen Stewart was just quoted saying "Acting is like sex", so now we all know she sucks in the bedroom as well. about 11 hours ago via twicca Retweeted by NOPeteHere and 65 others
Not Guilty of rocking out!!!! HERE'S TO SUMMER blog.....CHEERS ALL musicinducedcoma.wordpress.com about 6 hours ago via web
#StarWarsPorn I bent my wookie when Leia tried to spin on me about 7 hours ago via web
Fuck Murphy and his Law about 7 hours ago via web

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