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@literaticat Have you seen the regretsy sheep? Look up "what the literal fsck" for further details. SFW... just.. CREEPY. 10:50 AM May 30th via web in reply to literaticat
@estellevw My mom hits CTRL-A vs. Shift-A when typing her name. Computer "eats" her email text. For 10 years. There is a precedent :) 10:49 AM May 30th via web in reply to estellevw
@bostonbibliophl Sadly I'd still need to make a list. Truth. Just ask @defeated 10:39 AM May 30th via web in reply to bostonbibliophl
@mindykaling Agreed!! Like that stupid "You can call it the Garden" again sign the former Fleet Center had. I was like weeee never stopped. 6:27 AM May 26th via web in reply to mindykaling
DannyZuker I wish there was a Judy Blume type author for middle aged men who could have prepared me for what's starting to happen to my balls. 9:20 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by NOMinatrix and 91 others
@literaticat I have sometimes left myself a post-it that says "You need to get up on time today" when I thought I would over-snooze. 6:23 AM May 26th via web in reply to literaticat
@JamieFord Sounds like everyone had a good time, except for maybe the alligators... 6:23 AM May 26th via web in reply to JamieFord
DeathStarPR How come it's National Vegetarian Week but if you eat more than a few, people get "upset" and call it "murder"? 6:44 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by NOMinatrix and 456 others
Anyone know what all the clapping and cheering is in downtown #Lowell this morning? Those people are way too ramped up before noon. 7:41 AM May 20th via web
@RebeccaSchinsky Also, how awesome was the coroner cameo on the Law & Order episode?! 7:39 AM May 20th via web in reply to RebeccaSchinsky
@RebeccaSchinsky YES PLEASE! 7:39 AM May 20th via web in reply to RebeccaSchinsky
@neilhimself @newworldflklore My friends @SocioTom and @bschory could probably fit that into their weekend! They're close by! 6:52 PM May 17th via web in reply to neilhimself
@SocioTom @defeated You do know he's talking about work, right? LOL Way to go social media king! 4:19 PM May 17th via web in reply to SocioTom
@defeated Like "No Pants Sundays" only more productive and less embarrassing. 2:47 PM May 17th via web in reply to defeated
@toiltrouble I have a heavy sigher/ cussmumbler who I hope gets caught in a scandal or poached by a better company some day. 2:45 PM May 17th via web in reply to toiltrouble
TNG_S8 Wes gets trapped in a bunker with an obnoxious child king. Riker wakes up on Risa with a lower back tattoo and no memory of his last 3 days. 12:04 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by NOMinatrix and 544 others
@ItsTheDoctor Also... I think someone is infringing on your patents: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan… 11:52 AM May 11th via web in reply to ItsTheDoctor
@ItsTheDoctor That's interesting! Here in America we have a channel called Fox News... it makes all the rednecks feel like geniuses :) 11:51 AM May 11th via web in reply to ItsTheDoctor
@toiltrouble Thanks for ruining what would have been a thriving business selling Apocalypse survival kits on the internet. Jeez... #Jeez 7:03 AM May 11th via web in reply to toiltrouble
@bunnyovani Glad you had fun! I was thinking of you guys! 7:15 AM May 7th via web in reply to bunnyovani