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  14. Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs? - To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
  15. How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch? - Pay him for the pizza.
  16. How do you get a GA Tech cheerleader into your dorm room? - Grease her hips and push like hell.
  17. What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room? - A full set of teeth.
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