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NKWoodward

  1. Lots of Green instagr.am/p/LVbTR5ChR3/
  2. "@robdelaney: Did you know that 4 out of 5 people in Boston (women included) are named Paul Sullivan?"...and #5 is named Murph
  3. @ebertchicago: I'd rather see "A rich paraplegic gets an infusion of spirit from a colorful Irish beat cop: The Un-Intouchables."
  4. "@juliussharpe: I think Kristen Stewart honestly wants us to apologize for making her famous." It wouldnt be so bad if she were talented
  5. @bazecraze, a college friend clicked the "like" button for WAL*MART on Facebook. I am now erasing her from my mind 'Eternal Sunshine' style.
  6. @emilemonade, after seeing the PROMETHEUS trailer: "I see Ridley Scott's obsession with weird ladies underwear continues..."
  7. @nealbrennan on my deathbed, my final words may be "I wish I had taken off my pants more."
  8. @shaxxon brilliant. I may put you on speed-dial to consult on future toppings.
  9. @MaraWritesStuff ice cream cake = two great desserts ruined. What's next, a donut milkshake?
  10. @shaxxon I guess I'll start w/vanilla and work my way through the flavors until I suss it out. This may take all summer.
  11. My local ice cream shop offers Cap'n Crunch as a topping, but A> can't decide what flavor goes with them, and B> I am a FORTY YEAR OLD MAN.
  12. It's not an episode of BLUE BLOODS until each week's final scene: Sunday family dinner, and @emilemonade says "this show is Super Catholic"
  13. Up instagr.am/p/LRgrkaChVV/
  14. Three instagr.am/p/LRgOziihU3/
  15. Bored (II) instagr.am/p/LRf8goihUq/
  16. Me? Bored? How can you tell? instagr.am/p/LRfsjAihUj/
  17. I'm so torqued up for PROMETHEUS! I want to be kept in the dark, but are the TV spots showing me too much? I don't want to connect the dots!
  18. Donald Trump: is he a "basketball w/dental verneers" or "bloviating ignoramus"? Why can't he be BOTH? (thanx @StephenAtHome)