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NKWoodward

Lots of Green instagr.am/p/LVbTR5ChR3/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
"@robdelaney: Did you know that 4 out of 5 people in Boston (women included) are named Paul Sullivan?"...and #5 is named Murph about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@ebertchicago: I'd rather see "A rich paraplegic gets an infusion of spirit from a colorful Irish beat cop: The Un-Intouchables." about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
"@juliussharpe: I think Kristen Stewart honestly wants us to apologize for making her famous." It wouldnt be so bad if she were talented about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
ChristaBMiller Husband said I can't say pet peeve anymore cause that implies I have the one "peeve".One of my billion peeves? Sweaty husbands in my new car 11:15 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by NKWoodward and 11 others
@bazecraze, a college friend clicked the "like" button for WAL*MART on Facebook. I am now erasing her from my mind 'Eternal Sunshine' style. 10:40 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to bazecraze
@emilemonade, after seeing the PROMETHEUS trailer: "I see Ridley Scott's obsession with weird ladies underwear continues..." 10:29 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
@nealbrennan on my deathbed, my final words may be "I wish I had taken off my pants more." 10:27 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to nealbrennan
@shaxxon brilliant. I may put you on speed-dial to consult on future toppings. 8:37 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to shaxxon
@MaraWritesStuff ice cream cake = two great desserts ruined. What's next, a donut milkshake? 8:24 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to MaraWritesStuff
MaraWritesStuff "Yay Free Speech! Yay Free Refills!" RT @MichaelAlmond could you describe in 147 characters what it is like to be American? 4:58 PM May 30th via web in reply to MichaelAlmond Retweeted by NKWoodward and 17 others
@shaxxon I guess I'll start w/vanilla and work my way through the flavors until I suss it out. This may take all summer. 8:21 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to shaxxon
My local ice cream shop offers Cap'n Crunch as a topping, but A> can't decide what flavor goes with them, and B> I am a FORTY YEAR OLD MAN. 8:09 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
It's not an episode of BLUE BLOODS until each week's final scene: Sunday family dinner, and @emilemonade says "this show is Super Catholic" 7:19 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
Up instagr.am/p/LRgrkaChVV/ 7:05 PM May 30th via Instagram
Three instagr.am/p/LRgOziihU3/ 7:01 PM May 30th via Instagram
Bored (II) instagr.am/p/LRf8goihUq/ 6:58 PM May 30th via Instagram
Me? Bored? How can you tell? instagr.am/p/LRfsjAihUj/ 6:56 PM May 30th via Instagram
I'm so torqued up for PROMETHEUS! I want to be kept in the dark, but are the TV spots showing me too much? I don't want to connect the dots! 6:03 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
Donald Trump: is he a "basketball w/dental verneers" or "bloviating ignoramus"? Why can't he be BOTH? (thanx @StephenAtHome) 5:41 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android

Name Nathaniel Woodward
Location Watertown, MA
Web http://stubhubby....
Bio Garrulous, pedantic, peripatetic. Won't bite strangers. Movie enthusiast, unironic Hall & Oates fan. Husband to a goddess, father to a genius.