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bepr Now I kinda know how @NileEvans feels with 50++ comments on something I posted on FB! How do you keep up! Whew! Takes on a life of its own. about 10 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by NileEvans
THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THE OKC THUNDER....FROM ALL LAKER FANS AND THE ORGANIZATION!! youtu.be/m1WGn7da0co 8:42 PM May 29th via Tweet Button
I KNEW MANU GINOBILI WAS JEWISH. HE ROCKS A NAKED YAMAKA EVERY GAME!! 8:37 PM May 29th via web
I CAN'T FRONT...TIM DUNCAN LOOKS LIKE HE'S THE BABY OF A FEMALE OGRE AND AN UNSMART GIANT. 8:29 PM May 29th via web
WESTBROOK LOOKS LIKE A LIGHTSKINNED SKELETON! 8:11 PM May 29th via web
I LOVE COACH GREG P!! HE WAS YELLIN AT THEM LIKE THE SPURS WERE LOSING!!...HEY MIKE BROWN....I HOPE YOU'RE WATCHING!! @NBAonTNT 7:45 PM May 29th via web
@MrMarchand OKC IS GETTIN DUG OUT RIGHT NOW!! #PAUSE! 7:43 PM May 29th via web in reply to MrMarchand
THE SPURS....FLAWLESS! EVERY HIGH SCHOOL COACH IN AMERICA SHOULD TELL THEIR PLAYERS TO PASS LIKE THIS! 7:29 PM May 29th via web
UH-OH..KC!! @NBAonTNT 7:18 PM May 29th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor I GOT MY SUIT FROM THE DON MAGIC JUAN COLLECTION TOO! 9:46 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor MY VAGINA HURTS! 9:43 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor I SAW YOU IN V.I.P. LAST NIGHT...YOU'Z A WILD BOY!! #MAGICcity 9:36 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE AS BIG AS T.D. JAKES WITH THESE WACK ASS SERMONS! STEP IT UP! 9:29 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor I TOOK 60 BUCKS OUT OF THE COLLECTION PLATE...ILL GET IT BACK TO YOU NEXT SUNDAY!! 9:29 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor I GOT THAT PURPLE KUSH LIKE LAST TIME! YOU WANT A WHOLE OUNCE THIS TIME?? 9:25 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor NIGGA IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LET THEM CORNROWS GO!! #CMON SON! 9:21 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor YOU SAID I'D FEEL BETTER ONCE I TESTIFIED..AND U AND UR FAT ASS WIFE CAN'T SING!! AMEN!! 9:19 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor REALLY NIGGA??? THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU SENT THE COLLECTION PLATES AROUND!! WTF!!! 9:18 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor THOU SHALL NOT FUCK WITH LITTLE BOYS!!! STOP LOOKING AT MY SON LIKE THAT!!! 9:16 PM May 25th via web
#WhatNotToTextYourPastor WE SHOOTIN DICE AFTER CHURCH?? 9:13 PM May 25th via web

Name NILE EVANS
Location LOS ANGELES - LAKERTOWN
Web http://EvanNiles.com
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