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  1. http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/voracious/2009/12/papa_johns_gives_excuse_to_tak.php
  2. @_Irene_Adler LOL hate sex. good times.
  3. @inkhaven She's a great source for cool holiday gifts that I am not creative enough to make myself.
  4. @inkhaven thank you, I will!
  5. @MsLaudanum shot? nahhhh, Star Trek nerds earn poetic "death by bat'leth." Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
  6. For those interested: a selection of my mom's awesome watercolor artwork. http://www.flickr.com/photos/30305683@N04/sets/72157622951701212/
  7. @raworahi http://www.flickr.com/photos/30305683@N04/sets/72157622951701212/
  8. @neilhimself Or had you forgotten what page it was that was doing it? http://twitterfeed.com/ would be my first guess.
  9. @inkhaven It is quite the saucy little minx, isn't it?
  10. @neilhimself Duh, your own domain name of course. Like you would have a Wordpress account. :3
  11. @neilhimself which site is it? And what site do you use for your blog? (guess I could just check the bookmark.)
  12. @raworahi A sling! why didn't I think of that. I used to just wear it like a necktie until I got hard one time and nearly killed myself.
  13. @raworahi well, I don't know what YOU do when looking at porn...
  14. and yes, I did just spend my 1100th tweet talking with a friend about what one could do with a dick two thirds of a mile long.
  15. @raworahi To me it would take on a whole new level of usefulness. Climbing belay rope? Icebreaking prow on your arctic fishing boat?
  16. @raworahi One would hope it doesn't hold TOO true. I checked a few others on my list and one had a ePenis that was 983 feet long!
  17. @raworahi Bumper sticker: "In case of rapture, can I have your car?"
  18. @warrenellis reminds me of the joke about parents finding kid's S&M Magazine."what should we do?" "well, we sure aren't going to spank him."
  19. http://www.epenis.nl/ 6.6 inches?? my ANALOG penis is way longer then that.
  20. @_Irene_Adler personal law: you can never go wrong with fishnets.