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MzOpium

  1. I thought you would have been my friend at least when I clearly needed one.
  2. Some days I am dismayed to have woken up.
  3. Wow. I think I saved a life.
  4. Some day I will learn the fine art of operating the edit button.
  5. @Dutch_Girl Don't. Stop. Thinkin' about tomorrow... Never break the chain. Friday I've got travelin' on my mind.
  6. Quiche is clearly the only excusable method of working broccoli into breakfast.
  7. Knowing how to disappear in this day and age is a good skill to have.
  8. I am finding my survival skills buried behind my heart. Inside this tool kit is the wrench to stem the flow from said heart. 1...2...3....
  9. I make good kittens. Next to stay are a trio of foofies...long-haired Norwegian Forest Cat, Calico and Tortoiseshell. Lucky me.
  10. Babysitting my former foster kittens. Enzo and Purrelli are so sweet. I don't usually get to see them once they go to their forever homes.
  11. Restaurant conversation encompassing topics such as turning out child hookers, turned head to see table of Russian Orthodox priests.
  12. 6 bags garbage, 5 of recycling, 8 loads laundry, 2 clean bathrooms, etc. 25 empty 1-litre Scotch bottles. One sad daughter.
  13. Heading South for this week's second episode of "Father in a Hospital".
  14. Mmmm....cheesecake. @Dutch_Girl cheesecake is the bestestest.
  15. @Dutch_Girl @meltgirl Yes, please. Then can we go shopping for a bra that fits? I cannot think of better lingerie shopping companions.
  16. Lamb Goa curry and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. My ass shall return!
  17. Just when I thought I knew what to do......
  18. @Phreddiva And I know that you would work it soooo much better!
  19. Looking at a woman with an ostentatiously orange Gucci purse, white Naugahyde jacket and beat up gray Nikes. Ugh, Seattle fashion!
  20. "Are you a traditional sort of girl?" In the sense that a tradition is something that you look forward to doing over and over, yes.