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  1. #IfTheSexIsGood the "time of the month" just means u'll DEFINITELY need2change the sheets in the morning..
  2. #IfTheSexIsGood she'll let u bang in her parents bed when they're @ work...
  3. @lewiwhite Yes bruva... good2meet u 2 man... most def gotta get a collab going in 2010...tell Roz i said keep @ it...dude's got bars!!
  4. i love the way this dude outside throwing grit on the streets has got a nobel super hero look going on.all he needs is a cape and some boots
  5. @SteveMasonKBT lol..I hear th@ but in waitrose it's easier2get a '5finger discount' tho..for fake men...lmao
  6. Cows must be living it large round this time of year...i don't see no special offers on beef at all... well may beef-cake but wtf is it?..
  7. If turkey's a close relative 2 pork th@'s far as I'd go...llow the slow roasted pork belly..glazed w/ honey+seasoned w/ bacon salt..
  8. @Chrismentalist lol.. I meant2say pork OR poultry..haha.. Turkey does have a porky thing about it tho..I've always wondered tho
  9. I heard Waitrose have got mince pie flavoured ice-cream ...mmmm..*wipes dribble*
  10. Is turkey ham pork poultry?...
  11. RT @Nick1Lewis1: SFC a fried chicken wholesaler came 49th in the 100 fastest-growing UK private companies.2009 was a gr8 ear4fried chicken.
  12. My F.D.T. EP AVAILABLE FROM ITUNES 2DAY http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/mystro-presents-f-d-t/id340715650 ....on DONT BIZZNIZZ
  13. RT @CharSmar: Review of The F.D.T EP by @Mystrogen up now on StrictlyIndependant >> www.tinyurl.com/yz7k9h4
  14. RT @DJGone: @CharlieSloth Ft/ @Mystrogen & @MalikMD7 - Dusk Till Dawn (radio rip) - http://ping.fm/mxGbc
  15. RT @RagggsUK: @Mystrogen Talking Grown Man with @ShorteeBlitz @DjMK http://bit.ly/5mVQ2Q
  16. @Richie_Rankin LOL!!
  17. #itshouldbeacrime 2 have toes th@ look like u share Frodo Baggins' blood-line
  18. @LadyChann @MedinaAnderson #GroupHug lol
  19. RT @LadyChann: I love my mate @mystrogen I'm blessed to know him! Love u Diggz! ALL DAM DAY!!! Xxx (LOVE U2 CHANNY BAN..STAY WELL xxXxx)
  20. Do ppl still eat turkey tail?