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  1. @alisterrobbie They always do then there's always the $60 a month funeral plans with a 1 year waiting period for suicide... pretty sad about 4 hours ago from web in reply to alisterrobbie
  2. When I feel shy, I don't have to imagine you all naked... Most of the time you've so much as admitted it. about 18 hours ago from web
  3. Arias: If that was Keith Urban I barely recognised him... He's really toned down the makeup about 18 hours ago from web
  4. Arias: Jabba whoever he is is wearing an adidas test pattern shirt... How ironic about 19 hours ago from web
  5. http://twitpic.com/qznu9 - So I got hari Krishna for dinner... about 20 hours ago from TwitPic
  6. http://twitpic.com/qznr1 - about 20 hours ago from TwitPic
  7. @levis517 Sounds like doomsday! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to levis517
  8. RT @levis517: Gong by @774melbourne's tweets re: trains, roads, evacuations and capsizing buildings, I'd suggest people avoid moving. about 21 hours ago from web
  9. TIme to stop being hunched ovre a computer like Quasimodo. Night 5:02 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. I just made lunch for tomorrow, this means I will forget it... Also, I will be carrying an umbrella so it will not rain. 4:37 AM Nov 25th from web
  11. RT @Gamdel: Get out your John Deere cupholders. Georgia Supreme Court concluded that a lawn mower is not a motor vehicle http://is.gd/532tj 2:44 AM Nov 25th from web
  12. RT @levis517: I tweet too much, I'm shifting: http://mynoveller.com/ (thanks @TheOnion - http://u.nu/58ny3) 2:35 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. Whenever I see someone lazy park in a disabled zone I have an overwhelming urge to maim them. 2:09 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. Karaoke sober is like wearing a T-shirt that says, "I am incredibly dull and when people laugh at me I feel funny" 12:00 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. I look for the bluetooth headset when someone can write on a whiteboard well... Also a mobile phone belt clip. And I know they like karaoke. 11:58 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. If zombies heads feel like this it would explain their need to be decapitated, but not the loud machinery they favour... New job going fine. 11:51 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. I love buddy training at work because it means you get to learn all the stuff your buddy doesn't like doing... Taking notes for later buddy. 1:28 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. @el_pantera maybe I wasn't the funny? But you should star my sad experiences at a baby shower... because I went. 11:06 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to el_pantera
  19. Pet Shop Boys... West End Girls ♫ http://blip.fm/~gp3i6 10:52 PM Nov 21st from Blip.fm
  20. Sia Buttons ♫ http://blip.fm/~gp364 10:42 PM Nov 21st from Blip.fm