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MysterySW

  1. '@Nelson3hftw5h @MysterySW our where they Lol his well had made You these other made by were over find @market_walmart' #SpamFail
  2. #TipsForLadies If you run into birthday boy Quentin Tarantino, make sure your toenails are all done up. brobible.com/bronews/story/…
  3. '@GoIntoTheStory Here is Billy Wilder's 10 rules of storytelling bit.ly/sPAAev #screenwriting #scriptchat' #10 is broken too often.
  4. @csharp7 I typically work out of the house otherwise I'd have an intern or a decent assistant. The wife helps when she's not too busy.
  5. @BittrScrptReadr "I've got that old romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." - Dumb & Dumber #BestLine
  6. Mood is elevated today. Only thing bringing me down is the fact there isn't a @ChickFilA near the 90210. Too baked to drive into H-wood.
  7. Enough bitching and moaning this morning. Must do some yoga before I knock out a few pages.
  8. I really can't wait to see the tampon scene projected upon the big screen. 50 Shades of Grey already has my $16! #sarcasm
  9. @csharp7 I'm all for finding strong properties to exploit, but $5 million for the rights is ridiculous as this is a one quadrant film.
  10. @csharp7 I can almost guarantee right now that this film will not crack $50 million domestic. Look at past erotic thrillers for evidence.
  11. I really need a blog so I can post some of the shitty writing from 50 Shades of Grey. #HollywoodIsBroken #AlmostAsShittyAsThisTweet
  12. Which is more bitter today? Is it my shitty coffee from Starbucks or my attitude? I might go with the piece of shit coffee. #Optimist
  13. I didn't know Paul Greengrass directed The Hunger Games. Good job on the action scenes buddy! Loved it! #WhatTheFuckWasHappening
  14. If you pay a multimillion dollar sum to acquire the rights to an eBook, why do you dump it to your "specialty arm?" #HollywoodIsBroken
  15. Congratulations to fellow @groundlings alumni @RashisTVUgly & @NatFaxon on their #Oscar win. #CluesToTheMystery
  16. This account of mine may be practically dead but my writing career is alive and kicking.