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Was just putting a belt on while looking out of the window. Bad idea. I think the fella over the road thought I was taking off my trousers.about 4 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
Gutted that Hilary Devey's left Dragons' Den after just one series! I hope her C4 show is worth it.about 5 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
Searching for Internet providers for next year but putting 'Virgin student deals' into Google sounds more like I'm searching for a brothel.about 9 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
Blimey, there's loads going on for the jubilee! This has gotta be the biggest party for a queen thrown since Elton John's 60th birthday.about 9 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
Bieber got knocked out by walking into a glass door mid-concert. Apparently they're building venues to be as transparent as his music now.about 18 hours agovia Twitter for iPad
Must be awful being a pirate these days. Not as much business as there used to be. Plus, I hear their pension plan isn't all that.about 20 hours agovia Twitter for iPad