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  1. Now I am a lowly soul patch. God help me
  2. I have been reduced to a goatee. This is terrible.
  3. I promise that you will be the last to be driven mad and devoured
  4. I grew three inches last night. I feel strong
  5. @cuckoldQueen you should be. I am intriguing . . .
  6. Who is this "hamlet" they speak of? http://bit.ly/15D5zu
  7. http://holocaustbeard.wordpress.com/
  8. When the time of reckoning arrives, my acolytes will be spared
  9. http://weread.com/authors/ireadfans/11676102 I don't have any fans. Sad.
  10. I am growing more powerful by the minute
  11. http://waitsandbukowski.wordpress.com/
  12. You are commanded to click http://tinyurl.com/luewvz !!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. It is dark and I feel so very cold
  14. Charlie Manson's beard sent me a secret telegram
  15. I have begun sending the secret messages. Soon other beards will arrive
  16. I know that he fears me
  17. When he sleeps I concentrate until his eyes bleed
  18. He insisted on shaving his neck. I loathe him for it.
  19. Looking at the old man's collection of straight razors and thinking dark thoughts
  20. The guards resist me, but only for a moment. It's like the Jedi mind trick. I am not the beard they are looking for...