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MyTruelad

  1. Uni housemate had not seen our friend for 4 months. Before he even says hi he just shouts 'my god your boobs have grown!' #EagleEyedLAD
  2. What happens when a #LAD is in charge of wedding planning. twitter.com/MyTruelad/stat…
  3. #MostAwesomeFriend - pretty happy to be followed by @Wipeout
  4. Friday 5th October boys, giving you warning well in advance so you can sack the missus off. Taken 2 comes out. #JustlettingtheLADsknow
  5. The penis of a Damselfly has hooks & brushes along it's length so that it can remove rival's sperm deposits from the female #CompetitiveLAD
  6. On my way to the gfs when she asks me pick up some biscuits on the way. She wasn't happy when I arrived with some dog treats. #PedigreeLAD
  7. Someone needs to sign this guy up! #GoalMachineLAD twitter.com/MyTruelad/stat…
  8. #SignsHeMightBeAZombie - like a bear, he is attracted to periods. #AnchorLAD
  9. Betting on football, I judge how a team will do, firstly on if they're home or away, secondly how many stars they are on FIFA. #StrategicLAD
  10. Caught a fly, in flight, 10 minutes ago. Never imagined achieving this so am still holding it lost as to what to do with it now #ConfusedLAD
  11. Going to the Winchester for a pint during a zombie epidemic. #WinchesterLAD
  12. #JournalismBanter twitter.com/MyTruelad/stat…
  13. I refuse to let anybody make me a cup of tea because 'I know how I like it' #IfYouWantSomethingDoneProperlyDoItYourselfLAD
  14. On train to Birmingham approaching Wigan and train driver shouts 'THIS IS WIGAN!' in the style of 'This is Sparta' #TrainBanterLAD
  15. This is an awesome prank. #WellPlayedLADs bit.ly/Kl9ZL4
  16. Grandad has just retired and he wanted to go on more walks, he broke in his new walking boots by going to 5 different pubs. #PubTourLAD
  17. #WhatTurnsMeOff - girls drinking pints