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  1. my zombie wants to play BIG LOVE. who would want more than one zombie wife?
  2. my zombies found their new favorite zom flick--DEAD ALIVE. EPIC.
  3. my zombies can do anything but study for finals. GET OFF FACEBOOK ZOMBIE.
  4. My zombie got a ticket to the civil war!
  5. Zom Zom loves the girls next door.
  6. my zombie is preggoooo, how long are zombies pregnant for?
  7. my pet zombies keep clicking all the icons at the bottom of my mac to see them bounce. now that's just annoying zom.
  8. my zombie keeps leaving the burner on. bad zombie.
  9. my zombie is stuck creating and completing a midterm. FAIL procrastination, FAIL.
  10. Deal or no deal. Zombie or no zombie.
  11. Zom Zom sweats maggots. Ew.
  12. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. Adding another pet zombie to my collection, meet Bill, a lobster zombie.
  13. My pet zombies is drinking mimosas with me :)
  14. My zombie would totally own in the ruins.
  15. My zombie can't sleep after "paranormal activity" :(
  16. My zombie and I are watching Dancing the with Stars, DUH
  17. @AARONCARTER7 HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
  18. My zombie fails at studying. He just sits and tweets instead. Fail, zombie, fail.
  19. Zom Zom was missing but now he is found!!
  20. My zombie and I are going to watch 'Trick r' Treat tonight. Hope he doesn't get nightmares like the last time we watched a scary movie.