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  1. Sunday night, not the smartest time to *start* homework. I adore my life right now, but could someone pause time so I could read Flaubert?
  2. needs to stop seeing 6:00 am. Passing the insomnia by reading Anne Carson in online spin-its.
  3. No more windsurfing winds until March, so I'm learning how to sail. Slowly. If only I'd let Len Bogh teach me ten years ago on Thompson.
  4. Carrying around campus a gorgeously grotesque green squash. Thanks, Berkeley Bowl, for tempting me with irresistibly tasty produce oddities.
  5. is looking forward to a nutritious dinner of hot peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
  6. "Prepare to enter the fascinating world of fruit bat fellatio." Sex science reporting at its finest: http://tinyurl.com/yj9hh5w
  7. SF people, descend upon this awesome art opening at Femina Potens Saturday night! http://bit.ly/2XvxEC
  8. feels wasteful that she's not unlocking an entire lifetime of memories every time she bites into a Costco madeleine.
  9. Pandora keeps bombarding me with ads for birth control pills. Does that mean my music tastes are both girly *and* morally questionable?
  10. I shouldn't be surprised that Reading Lolita in Tehran is poorly written. Silly bestsellers list.
  11. I'm useless to the world until 8:00 p.m. tomorrow. Would someone do me the favor of punching me in the face so I can pass out until then?
  12. Up at 6:00 to read for class at 1:00. Already sleepy at 8:30. Plans through 11:00 tonight. Today is the day I embrace my caffeine addiction.
  13. is full of glee and rainbows and warm squishiness. How distracting.
  14. "Many of you used the word perverse when you meant sexual. You might want to think about the difference" -prof on undergrad Lolita papers
  15. was awake for barely ten hours yesterday. That has to be some sort of record.
  16. fears she's losing her East Coast cynicism when she admits that, for the first time since France, everyday life is simply wonderful.
  17. Halloween!
  18. Halloween party: success! Apartment covered in: beer bottles. Husband still asleep while wearing: a hilarious amount of eye makeup.
  19. @brendn You got a new place? Congrats! Where/when? I'm going to miss your view from the Pepsi sign...
  20. Also thank you universe (and last weekend's Comp Lit conference) for the leftover Diet Coke I got to hug all the way home from the East Bay.