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MyNameIsNOTJerk

  1. @brey87 Roflmao. Of the 7 Blockbuster stores left in existence - this is your experience... Smh. Fuck it- time for Netflix. 3 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to brey87
  2. @brey87 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... That's makes your response even funnier. Meanwhile, now your sis can't go back for her own safety.😓 about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to brey87
  3. That's real shit. “@Alanstarzinski: Yo. I wouldn't let the Bride of Frankenstein suck MY dick!” about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @brey87 "Blockbuster" = lolz. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to brey87
  5. Don't try to be anything you're not, but always drive to be better than you are. #ThankYouAndYoureWelcome about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Meanwhile Wale is out here being Rick Ross's Ja Rule... about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Pusha T is looking like he might be Kanye's Beanie Siegel... about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Pay homage to K's vomit; ungrateful n-words? That's that shit I don't like. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The only absolute in life is your own opinion. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. If ever there were a reason for kids NOT to do drugs this is it. If ever there were a reason for kids to consider drugs... #ZombieApocalypse 5:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I've played enough video games and seen enough movies to know how to stay alive. Shotguns are a must. Need to stock up on med kits too. 5:34 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. This #zombieapocalypse has people all strung out {pun}. 5:33 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I'm missing some very vital parts of the family structure. What the fuck. 7:57 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Don't call me a 'sensitive kid'... 7:57 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @TheHectron Salty it's not on Netflix... Now I have to steal it the old fashioned way. 4:20 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheHectron