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  1. Why is it that when I eat popcorn I'm compelled to cram it in my face hole by the fistful?
  2. Found a mix CD I'd made for Dave in his car. This was on it. I forgot how much I love this song. ♫ http://blip.fm/~98hfe
  3. Taking Julia to piano class and I'm wearing shorts that are four sizes too big. Here's hoping no one gets mooned!
  4. Password changed. Settings checked. Prayers said. Let's see what happens. Thanks @melinor @pluckymama
  5. Every other day or so, spam links suddenly appear in my blog header and footer. WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP THIS?
  6. Thanks Heineken. ♫ http://blip.fm/~94jnw
  7. I want to have a high school summer boyfriend type of experience with Sammy Hagar. You know, if I wasn't OLD. ... ♫ http://blip.fm/~94j2r
  8. I've got a fun hangover from Julia's 5th birthday party. Medicating with a Michael Jackson video retrospective courtesy of VH1 Classic.
  9. Almost fell to my death while cleaning windows. Dumb bee. Inadvertently ingested cleaning solution. Housewife is a dangerous job, yo.
  10. Julia: "I know three songs by The Blue Oyster Cult. You know, Mom, I think I might be a Blue Oyster Cult fan."... ♫ http://blip.fm/~8rf9q
  11. I'm supposed to be cleaning, but I had to stop and dance to this. ♫ http://blip.fm/~8of2c
  12. You know your house is a real mess when your five year old tells you, "Mom, you might want to think about cleaning sometime soon."
  13. Anyone out there planning to do the BlogHer 5K Fun Run? http://phatmommy.com/join-u... I'm thinking about it.
  14. @Scribbit You are my Hump Day Haiku B.I.L.F. http://tinyurl.com/neyaec (It's a good thing.)
  15. I eat so much popcorn that if aliens took me as a specimen to learn about humans, they'd believe it was our primary form of sustenance.
  16. Interview with me! at Motherproof.com! http://bit.ly/2l3A2g
  17. Stuck in my head. ♫ http://blip.fm/~80odi
  18. @craftastrophe You're my Hump Day Haiku B.I.L.F. http://bit.ly/JIOCy
  19. @craftastrophe You're my Hump Day Haiku B.I.L.F.
  20. No Sugar Added Sweet Gherkins. Serving size 1 oz. Calories 0. Even if you eat the whole jar? Because I ate the whole jar.