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Why is it that when I eat popcorn I'm compelled to cram it in my face hole by the fistful?about 15 hours agofrom web
I've got a fun hangover from Julia's 5th birthday party. Medicating with a Michael Jackson video retrospective courtesy of VH1 Classic.11:28 AM Jun 28thfrom web
Almost fell to my death while cleaning windows. Dumb bee. Inadvertently ingested cleaning solution. Housewife is a dangerous job, yo.10:14 AM Jun 24thfrom web
You know your house is a real mess when your five year old tells you, "Mom, you might want to think about cleaning sometime soon."5:39 PM Jun 21stfrom web
I eat so much popcorn that if aliens took me as a specimen to learn about humans, they'd believe it was our primary form of sustenance.10:29 PM Jun 15thfrom web