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MyLifeis_Ironic

@cortney_ellis19 ME: tell me i won't. . CORTNEY: you won't . . ME: oh really watch this . . US: LAUGHING HISTARICALLY 6:21 PM May 22nd via web
to the old man who was mocking me while i was riding my bike, you were old, fat, bald and#ihateyou #iwasjusttryingtolocatemycousin #asshole 6:19 PM May 22nd via web
@cortney_ellis19 people that piss me off. . people who ask stupid questions! #aretheresharksintheriver #lifeisntalwaysbusy! #wtf 6:17 PM May 22nd via web
cleaned out my car and realized i could have lived for 2 years with what was in my car! #Toriprobs 6:10 PM May 22nd via web
banking 8 dollars an hour!!! #thatswhatimtalkingabout 3:46 PM May 22nd via web
good 9 and a half hours in at work today. . work at 12 tomorrow! bring on summer! #leggo 6:28 PM May 19th via web
PrincessHallee Feels good to finally stand up for myself :) 11:51 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MyLifeis_Ironic
people these days i swear. .glad i was raised with a good work ethic and a sense of time! #perfectlife 11:54 AM May 17th via web
ever have that feeling that people just try and piss you off. . . ya #storyofmylife 8:09 AM May 16th via web
people need to stop complaining about stupid petty tasks! If they had done what i have in the past 24hrs they would prob kill themselves #ya 7:07 PM May 15th via web
clean car, track practice, workout, tanned, watching the indians then off to bed to be rested for first day of work #life<3 5:40 PM May 11th via web
Bee2Fabulous Hate when people who don't know what their talking about try to tell you what to do. 11:32 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by MyLifeis_Ironic
i eat. sleep. dream sports. . and of course i watch it during the day! on tv, in real life. Thats the only way to live life #obsessed 7:42 PM May 10th via web
nothing better than eating dinner and watching the indians then listening to the game on the way home and going to purchase tickets asap! <3 7:40 PM May 10th via web
@cortney_ellis19 WHENNNNNNNN 10:55 AM May 10th via web in reply to cortney_ellis19
@cortney_ellis19 CEDAR POINT OPENS IN 2 DAYS JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU KNOW! 10:51 AM May 10th via web
#CanIBeHonestWithYou , you piss me off beyond belief!! 10:49 AM May 10th via web
@cortney_ellis19 i'm wearing your sweatshirt!!! 10:48 AM May 10th via web
the awk moment when you have to explain yourself #i'magrownadult #i'mnot2anymore #thanks 10:47 AM May 10th via web
never thought i would have to think twice before tweeting things. . what is wrong with me oh yeah i'm having to explain myself #notcool 10:46 AM May 10th via web