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  1. you never see people drinking natty ice with their pinky fingers extended out as if they were drinking expensive wine
  2. jesus h. christ, oscar peterson is amazing
  3. whenever i see an older black and white photograph, i never see people in it wearing sweatpants
  4. how come so many people on mtv cribs have rooms that "they never use"? it's so annoying...you're rich, turn the room into a giant ball pit
  5. there's nothing funny about drunk driving, but everything is hilarious about this video: http://tinyurl.com/2mmrzp
  6. it's funny how miller advertises miller high life as the champagne of beers, when quite clearly it's natty ice
  7. next person i hear that says "you don't have to go home but you gotta get the hell outta here" is getting stabbed in the eye
  8. i can't believe how horribly the sabres played tonight...what a disappointment
  9. watching old episodes of twilight zone on http://yourtvlinks.com > studying for finals
  10. i wrote a symphony while i was lying in bed this morning. i named it "Beer Farts in D Minor"
  11. funny clip from break.com: http://tinyurl.com/yo4e4d some of the peoples reactions are hilarious
  12. i just read an avatar that said "it's harder to kidnap fat kids" ... it's funny because it's true
  13. you know why you should wear cutoff jean shorts? yeah, me either
  14. http://tinyurl.com/2ykryl otis redding - "sittin on the dock of the bay" if you're not down with that song, oh boy...
  15. and you know what else? i'm not sure how down i am with the 140 character limit, but this will be awesome anyway
  16. yeah so this is my first twitter post, and i'll tell you what, there will be no attention to capitalization, punctuation, or grammar here