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  1. "...and that's why I don't go vagina deep in a hot tub" 9:47 AM Dec 23rd from web
  2. "Last night I dreamt I was a toilet" 2:39 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. "We all have to bend over once in a while (to Reilly)" 2:38 PM Dec 2nd from web
  4. "You're looking at me like i told you i have a penis. A dietary penis" 2:37 PM Dec 2nd from web
  5. "ohhh...yeah... you got some forest on your tits" 11:31 AM Nov 4th from web
  6. "Might as well just stick a cotton ball on my ass and call me a Playboy Bunny" 5:25 AM Oct 27th from web
  7. "Nobody needs a polyester pussy" 12:24 PM Oct 23rd from web
  8. "Are they part of the double-chin, horse-fucking society?" 2:35 PM Oct 21st from web
  9. "Cars hurt! Even more when you're not looking" 9:13 AM Oct 14th from web
  10. "Put your finger in it. It's science!" 9:40 AM Oct 12th from web
  11. "I can't touch myself right now" 11:06 AM Oct 9th from web
  12. "you know that movie...something like....Twilight of the Flowers at Night?" (Midnight in the Garden of Good And Evil) 11:06 AM Oct 9th from web
  13. "I notice I always get hangnails when I eat hot dogs" 12:34 PM Oct 8th from web
  14. "I'm not going to drag mystery juice all over my hand for 10 blocks. It's not even Friday!" 11:18 AM Oct 7th from web
  15. "Regarding party-boners...is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?" 1:29 PM Oct 5th from web
  16. "I'm too skittled. I'm about to puke the rainbow" 1:27 PM Oct 5th from web
  17. "What's the name of Superman II? ... you know, like 'Superman II, STILL SUPER' " 6:25 AM Oct 5th from web
  18. "My panties are straight. Now let me see Christopher Walken" 2:37 PM Oct 2nd from web
  19. "you have to love an ugly baby harder than a hot baby" 2:32 PM Oct 2nd from web
  20. "braces push everyone's nose-mouth chode up" 11:29 AM Oct 2nd from web