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  1. Heading out for an early morning jog. I run right past Tiger Woods place.
  2. Got on my 8 inch heels. Tonights the Stiletto Racing finals. http://ow.ly/GlDr
  3. RT @psweetman Goodness these light switches are filthy, time to scrub them down with a wet soapy sponge.
  4. Heazding out for the first day of my new job as a department store Santa. Ho, ho, ho! http://ow.ly/GlCj
  5. RT @SFDoug: @MyFinalTweet you are sick... And very entertaining. Thank you. (I'm sick? I hope it's not terminal!)
  6. I ate so much today I think I'm going to explode.
  7. I love leaving the stuffing in the bird. It's so good a few days later.
  8. Enjoy your cranberries! http://ow.ly/FUnh
  9. Happy Thanksgiving... especially to all the Turkeys that sent their Final Tweet today.
  10. Hockey night tonight - We're playing a new team called The Bruins - I heard they're pretty rough http://ow.ly/FbRG
  11. Going on vacation in Peru - Bad time to try and start dieting. I lose weight when I get back - http://ow.ly/E8mo
  12. Heading out for another day working airport security. Checking bags can be pretty boring - http://ow.ly/CuFC
  13. Heading out tonight to gather up some more FREE golf balls - http://ow.ly/Cn8h
  14. Important info for when the END arrives - What Happens To Your Email and Social Networking Accounts When You Die? http://ow.ly/COCW $fb
  15. Going to run my first marathon next weekend. Running should definitely help me in my goal to get under 300 pounds.
  16. RT @SALVISS: Just nominated @MyFinalTweet for Funniest Person to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards Thanks...
  17. About to show my fellow swim classmates just how you do a backflip off the diving board.
  18. Hey everyone, we know your dying to nominate us for the Mashable OpenWebAwards - http://ow.ly/BZ7W
  19. Flat tire. Luckily there's a gas station just on the other side of the highway.
  20. Hey everyone, we know your dying to nominate us for the Mashable OpenWebAwards - http://ow.ly/BSGF