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  1. I am gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. 5:32 PM Dec 2nd from web
  2. I remember the greatest Christmas gift I ever recieved... it was a stuffed Ewok that I got when I was 7. I named him Jesus 5:26 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. I like to get into the Christmas spirit by giving a virgin a baby 5:21 PM Dec 2nd from web
  4. @moncada08 Hey beautiful 5:18 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to moncada08
  5. Heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month.Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the the Christmas period! 5:18 PM Dec 2nd from web
  6. The best Christmas parties are the ones where you wake up with a candy cane up your ass 5:16 PM Dec 2nd from web
  7. I am shopping for dangerous toys to give to the children I dont like for Christmas 5:16 PM Dec 2nd from web
  8. I heard that Christmas is being cancelled! Santa was beaten up by three black women after he walked down the street saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" 5:15 PM Dec 2nd from web
  9. Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit. 5:14 PM Dec 2nd from web
  10. Christmas trees are like priests...their balls are just for decoration 5:11 PM Dec 2nd from web
  11. Never put off tomorrow what you can accomplish today 9:12 PM Nov 30th from web
  12. @AmberAusten Hey Amber 9:17 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to AmberAusten
  13. People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I'm blue 8:44 PM Nov 29th from web
  14. @j_noelle It really is bad to be a man with such big boobs 9:39 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to j_noelle
  15. @j_noelle I am an F Cup 9:25 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to j_noelle
  16. @j_noelle C Cup 9:20 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to j_noelle
  17. <--- goes in for breast reduction surgery tomorrow 9:17 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. Who is more flaming, Adam Lambert, Robert Patinson, or Dick Cheney??? I gotta go with Dick 9:06 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. Boy, people sure are intersted in the man with his penis in a pasta jar. If I knew it would make you popular I would have done that long ago 8:58 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. LOL @McIsaac360 I got attacked by a cougar today... Last time i'll ask a lady how old she is... :\ 8:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  • Name Josh
  • Location Montana, exciting huh
  • Bio @lizhickman OMG! For some reason, the kid in this video is what I think @MyCatIsOnFire was like as a child: http://tinyurl.com/ncvk4g
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