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  1. "You know me... sweet as a cavity." 12:22 PM Nov 17th from web
  2. Me: "You are so cute" Him "Great, I just went from hot sex fantasy to teddy bear. Next I'll conjure up an image of me as a bunny rabbit." 10:08 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. I'll butter your biscuits. I'll scramble your eggs. I'll fry your bacon. I'll hash your browns. I'll roll your egg. I'll french your toast. 7:25 AM Nov 11th from web
  4. "What the fuck are water shoes? I'm not buying that shit." 2:03 PM Nov 10th from web
  5. "I was in such a deep sleep that I had to hit snooze three times before I remembered I was a human being." 12:00 PM Nov 10th from web
  6. Sarcastically "Figuring you out was sooooo hard. Like reading pictographs." 9:45 AM Nov 10th from web
  7. "You are mental. But in a good way." 1:41 PM Oct 28th from web
  8. "You seem to have tamed me (even just for a moment). You're like my Gunther Gable Williams." 12:26 PM Oct 23rd from web
  9. "I fuckin' love to cuddle." 10:34 AM Oct 23rd from web
  10. On which one of us was having a crappier day: "All crap is crap and if you go in rating the crap then you ruin the whole crappy thing." 2:05 PM Oct 22nd from web
  11. "Interacting with people and letting them give you orgasms is beneficial." 10:33 AM Oct 22nd from web
  12. "Justin Timberlake?.... is that that guy from Menudo?" 2:03 PM Oct 21st from web
  13. "I would think you could do any exercise barefoot that you could do with shoes." 9:14 AM Oct 21st from web
  14. "There's just no good way to say, "I love you" outside of homemade chicken marsala and copious fluid transfer." 11:44 AM Oct 20th from web
  15. I xpect U 2 look good! Ironically...I also xpect U 2 still love me when I roll n2 the room like some sort of Oompa Loompa inspired meatball. 10:19 AM Oct 19th from web
  16. "Right. You should always believe a man when he's drunk. Good plan." 10:54 AM Oct 16th from web
  17. "You just made my jaw drop, my nuts suck up into my liver, and my heart beat like a John Bonham drum solo." 11:43 AM Oct 15th from web
  18. "Sometimes you just have to start talking and see what comes out." 8:41 AM Oct 13th from web
  19. "Education is cool. Unlike the earth, which is HOT HOT HOT." 2:46 PM Oct 9th from web
  20. "We are like pb and j, bacon and eggs, meat & potatoes, shit & shinola, sick & tired, pringles & donuts...some things just belong together." 9:40 AM Oct 9th from web
  • Name My Boyfriend
  • Bio I just thought others would enjoy hearing the amusing things my boyfriend says.
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