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Hon Uhuru Kenyatta, Mr. Jimmy Kibaki and Hon Gideon Moi will take charge of the Kazi Kwa Vijana program. #Vision2012about 6 hours agofrom web
All government ministers will return their cars to the dealers and will from today henceforth use helicopters. #Vision203010:30 AM Jul 14thfrom web
Kenya is a sovereign state and I will not be cowed by Mr Koffi Annan, the ICC or President Obama.9:47 PM Jul 9thfrom web
I have declared a day of national mourning for the death of Michael Jackson. He was a dedicated PNU member and patriotic citizen.7:57 PM Jun 25thfrom web
Not again. I am tired of reading the daily security briefing. Who does Maina Njenga think he is? Mavi ya kuku. Pumbavu yeye.9:33 PM Jun 17thfrom web
I have instructed the police to arrest anyone caught siphoning fuel from petrol tankers. Hapana. Wacheni upumbavu.9:49 PM Jun 16thfrom web
I congratulate Ahmadinejad for winning Iran's presidential election. Iran is a beacon of democracy in the Middle East and beyond.7:58 AM Jun 13thfrom web
Paul Muite should have heeded my advice not to mess with mama Jimmy. Let this be a warning to Hon Gitobu Imanyara12:35 PM Jun 12thfrom mobile web
I am sending Samuel Kivuitu to assist Ahmadinejad in Iran's presidential elections.12:30 PM Jun 12thfrom mobile web
Today I will unveil the fastest internet in the world. There will be no more traffic jams in Nairobi.9:49 PM Jun 11thfrom web
Kenya Football Federatiion ni watu bure kabisa. Bure kabisa. Sam Nyamweya ni mavi ya kuku. Pumbavu yeye.11:33 AM Jun 7thfrom web
I should go to church and repent my sins today but I have a very bad hangover.10:58 PM Jun 6thfrom web
I have directed Kenya Airways not to commence flights to USA. My government is aware of terrorist plans to hijack our planes in America.6:41 AM Jun 3rdfrom web
Happy Madaraka to my subjects. Najivunia kuwa Rais wa Kenya5:47 AM Jun 1stfrom web
I want to wish all Kenyans a Happy Madaraka day. Ji-enjoy huko huko na mama Jimmy yuko pale pale. Mimi niko hapa hapa na mama Winnie.7:51 AM May 29thfrom web
I declare Friday as a public holiday and a national day of mourning after yesterday's Manchester Unitd loss.6:46 AM May 28thfrom web
Hon Uhuru Kenyatta does not type the budgetary estimates and is not to blame for the errors. Mwalimu Mati ni mtu bure kabisa. Mavi ya kuku10:23 PM May 25thfrom web
Mijingo Island will be re-named Coca-Cola Island. Coca-Cola EA Ltd. has been awarded the sole rights to manage the island.10:04 AM May 24thfrom web
