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Zappa Cat just threw up an entire Purina Cat Chow production plant. He stepped off the tile floor to hurl onto the carpeting. Oy!8:04 AM Jul 13thfrom web
Took the family out and the five year old demanded beer. Yep, she's mine alright!4:16 PM Jul 12thfrom web
The 5 yr old is now very upset that someone else created cat butt dot com.12:45 PM Jul 11thfrom web
My 5yr old daughter has announced that today is Cat Butt Day and we will draw pictures of cat butts and the best butt wins.12:44 PM Jul 11thfrom web
Home from L.A. where I won the NextTV Award for my Word To Your Mutha web series. Will blog about it this weekend. Gotta hug my babies!7:15 PM Jul 10thfrom web
We were married on the 4th of July so there would always be fireworks. Happy 11th anniversary, Matt!!7:32 AM Jul 4thfrom web
Happy Over The Hill birthday to my now 40 year old husband. My gawd. I'm married to a 40 year old guy! Don't remind me I'm not far behind.9:58 AM Jun 30thfrom web
Husband got a thanks for the laughs note from the ER doc who removed the tick from his penis. That's pretty awesome.3:29 PM Jun 26thfrom web
Asked kid if she wanted to watch them announce mommy's name live for the NextTV competition finalist. She said she'd rather watch Spongebob.4:52 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
I will be attending the awards ceremony in Los Angeles. Perhaps I should wear one of my original muumuu designs? Heh2:12 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
WOOO! I am a finalist in the NATPE NextTV Web Series Competition! WOOOOOOOO!!! Mutha Mae World Wide Web Domination! In muumuus!1:52 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
My muumuus will have bling. And feathers. Showgirl Muumuus! Wow. This heat is getting to my brain. Where is that AC man???1:50 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
Muumuus need built in bras.Perhaps I should design one. Maybe that is my calling. Maybe I will become a famous muumuu designer.1:49 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
Really want to change into my muumuu but the AC man is due to arrive any moment and I don't want him to see my floppy bits.1:43 PM Jun 23rdfrom web