MusingWithMitch
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I've seen muskrat love, and trust me, kids, there's nothing cute about it.
4:43 PM Nov 25th
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Heading into this Thanksgiving weekend, the scores stands at Mitch 7, turkeys 18.
1:02 PM Nov 25th
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So I'm guessing if Mr. Potato head had a child, it would be a tater tot. Ha! That's a good one!
9:46 AM Nov 25th
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If anyone has a sure-fire method for picking a Canadian out of a crowd, I'm all ears.
6:22 PM Nov 24th
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My world revolves around oatmeal, and I don't care who knows it.
4:22 PM Nov 24th
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Besides a rutabaga dip or kiwi fruit compote, what goes good with potato chips?
2:22 PM Nov 24th
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Hey, before they had karaoke, Mitch's only claim to musical ability was flatulence.
12:22 PM Nov 24th
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Once again Lee Majors is overlooked as the sexiest man of the year. Who picks these, Richard Simmons? Liberace?
10:37 AM Nov 24th
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There's a sign in front of the local high school that says, "Go Cougars!" Needless to say, I'm speechless.
6:22 PM Nov 23rd
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Dick Clark, Dick Cheney, Dick Gephardt, *Richard* Simmons -- see how that works now?
4:22 PM Nov 23rd
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In my opinion, Ben Franklin got it wrong. I think bacon proves that God loves us and wants us happy.
2:22 PM Nov 23rd
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Just for fair warning -- if you saw my bare ass, you'd have "New Moon Mania" too.
12:23 PM Nov 23rd
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Mitch has again been asked to bring his famous Poached Whole Turkey With Chocolate Cheesecake Stuffing to this year's dinner at the lodge.
11:04 AM Nov 23rd
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I choose my beer based on how fast it'll take out a full grown snail.
6:22 PM Nov 20th
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I tried some of that nutritional-supplement-in-a-can for old folks. I think they should call it Soylent Wet.
4:22 PM Nov 20th
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Laura C. wrote in to point out that Frito's Scoops are chips that can be used as soup spoons AND pasties. Although not simultaneously.
2:42 PM Nov 20th
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The only three captains Mitch has ever saluted: Kangaroo, Crunch and Beefheart.
12:27 PM Nov 20th
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Searing pain is just one of the many ways Nature tells us to use the right tool for the job, especially where a deep fryer is involved.
6:23 PM Nov 19th
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Call me crazy, but complete strangers frequently go out of their way to obstruct my progress.
4:22 PM Nov 19th
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I find myself thinking a lot about breasts most days. Kinda makes me wonder if other fellas think about them as well.
2:22 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Mitch Kobriger
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.topfiv...
- Bio This is America, dammit. We have earned the right to be stupid.
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