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"Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined" how many MVPs did they win?7:34 AM May 30thvia Twitter for Android
iJesusCHRlSTYes officer, I DO realize how fast I was going. Before you write me a ticket though, do YOU realize that my father is the almighty? #OWNED5:13 PM May 23rdvia BufferRetweeted by Murphenur and 26 others
simonpeggThe amount of people who believed I am 56 is an indication that a) I look older than I am and b) Twitter is a nexus for hopeless morons.12:35 PM May 23rdvia TweetDeckRetweeted by Murphenur and 362 others
Car0lineSweet87wish i could trade my heart in for another liver, that way i could drink more and care less6:21 PM May 19thvia webRetweeted by Murphenur and 4 others