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  1. @TheOnion - Tina Turner Burns Down Legs For Insurance Money: http://ow.ly/NNrq
  2. Watching controversial Toyota Yaris Clever Film Competition video winner. Saatchi gets a black eye when social goes bad. http://ow.ly/NMBP
  3. @TheOnion - Alphabet Updated With 15 Exciting New Replacement Letters http://ow.ly/LmqE
  4. Watching SnL's Underground Festival on Hulu. I'm laughing so hard I'm spitting. http://ow.ly/KOgy
  5. Watching the SnL UPS parodies. Excellent. #1: http://ow.ly/JUki #2: http://ow.ly/JUkj
  6. Watching @TheOnion: DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico. http://ow.ly/JHAC
  7. Joke of the Day: Ping offered Elin Woods an endorsement for her own clubs. They'll be called Elin Woods, Clubs You Can Beat Tiger With.
  8. @TheOnion Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked. http://ow.ly/IKHL
  9. Tiger Woods Joke Of The Day: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
  10. RT @toddmintz Become a fan of Lee Jeans on Facebook and win free jeans: http://ow.ly/Hz9a
  11. Wiping off the tears after watching a compilation of wrecked exotic cars. http://ow.ly/GjSr
  12. Reading The Muppets Return to Anvil on Failing: http://ow.ly/FlKr
  13. @TheOnion New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day. http://ow.ly/F29E
  14. Crazy Finns Crashing - with pure crashing sounds: http://ow.ly/EbbU
  15. @TheOnion December Named National Awareness Month: http://ow.ly/Dnej
  16. Checking out the Michael Jackson tribute: The Eternal Moonwalk. http://ow.ly/CvOV
  17. We are D-Bags: http://ow.ly/CcYu
  18. Quote of the Day: Smile, it makes people wonder...
  19. Random Thought of the Day: MapQuest/Google really need to start driving directions on #5. I already know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  20. Reading what not to do when driving a $2M Bugatti Veyron. http://ow.ly/BXFl