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@c0rnflake_girL YER A FUCKIN' PRICK !!!!!!!!!!!! ;) about 13 hours ago from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@KIRSTYSTRAIN Happy Birthday! about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
Been hiding lately but my better half got me an iPhone so unable to resist trying out tweetie app. It's bloody freezing isn't it? about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
Right, that's my shopping done. Away to bed. Night,night. 3:31 PM Nov 20th from web
@c0rnflake_girL Naw, you fuckin GLUED him tae the chair then GLUED his eyelids open. Or he's gay. 3:16 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@c0rnflake_girL You should see the amount of chocco/nutty/frosted shite they're peddling on Tesco's site, disguised as 'Christmas' crap. 3:01 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@c0rnflake_girL Too much emo-shite. Destroys your ability to think and be intelligent and spell. And type. 2:54 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@Lynn_McGoo Never heard of 'em. How were the lights? I'm doing my Tesco shopping and they're pushing Christmas junk-food with a vengeance. 2:52 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Lynn_McGoo
@juux Sadly we're a tee-total house. Need ideas for dinners though. Any suggestions? 2:39 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to juux
@c0rnflake_girL You are as cool as my last shite. 2:35 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@c0rnflake_girL You are a prick. 2:21 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@juux 'Leffe' - ?????????? 2:17 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to juux
Doing a Tesco shop - what should I order? 1:42 PM Nov 20th from web
@c0rnflake_girL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're watching 'Hitman' - nae emo pish in that, just gratuitous violence in bullet time.Minted. 1:41 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to c0rnflake_girL
@robertflorence HAHAHAHAHA!!! 'Can I use this chair?' 2:39 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to robertflorence
@juux How did the washing machine unpleasantness end? 2:26 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to juux
@robertflorence I'd never heard of them but their stuff is a riot. Very surreal and atypical for American comedy.Thanks for the link! :) 2:25 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to robertflorence
@MatildaGretchenI spent the last 6 weeks sleeping propped up on pillows or on the sofa with all 3 pgs.Think of it as training for motherhood 2:03 PM Nov 19th from web
@MatildaGretchen That picture is GENIUS! I'd not waste time with the beanbag chair.Just accept that your massive bulk makes sleep impossible 2:00 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to MatildaGretchen
@nicoLAmcLAchLAn @Lynn_McGoo Some Ladybird books, I mean. Not some enormous turnips. I'm rubbish today. 8:54 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to nicoLAmcLAchLAn

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Name fiona f
Location West Coast (of SCOTLAND! haha)
Web http://bakerka23....
Bio 2 kids, 1 baby, 1 husband, 1 dog. Like coffee - a lot.

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