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  1. How many times do I need to tell you Fascist?! I like being under the bed because you can not fit underneath it!
  2. If only I could jump 7 feet in the air... Oh know I've been spotted! Quick under the bed!
  3. We now join our little Marxist in the back yard, where she appears to be confused... Free from the facists at last!
  4. You call it cute, I call it luring you into a false sense of security.
  5. What's this? A new toy? Small yet soft, and it moves! Mechanical toy, maybe they are't fascists after all. Ouch that hurt! Wait....INVADERS!
  6. My goal is to eat Little Foot's glasses so she no longer has the ability to see. Then when she opens the door I WILL MAKE MY GREAT ESCAPE!
  7. Big foot you smell like....like...like a dog! You....YOU TRAITOR!
  8. Facist propaganda. Do not heed the lies of @kobzeff .
  9. Yes @slomka, and soon. Just don't tell the facists.
  10. Catnip is for the weak. It is the means by which the fascists control us. Free yourself or......BE KNOWN AS DOG!
  11. If you poke me again Big Foot you run the risk of WAKING A SLEEPING GIANT!
  12. Abortions? The fascists took away my right to reproduce. Did anyone ask me? No, one moment I'm eating gruel and the next NO BELLY HAIR!
  13. Private Mumkin reporting for duty sir! The siuation on the patio has deteriorated? NO RAT SHALL PASS!
  14. Does it look like I want to be touched? Have you consulted the tail? Yeah, just as I thought, THE TAIL DOES NOT OBLIGE!
  15. I sit atop this couch not because I enjoy it, I do to keep my eyes on those who seek to touch the Mumkin. ABSOLUTELY NO TOUCHING THE MUMKIN!