Multiphasic
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Tonight, the part of Urkel was played by... Argh.
about 9 hours ago
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Wow. Not to be vain, but... I win. Or rather: THE INTERNET IS MINE, DRUNK MOTHERFUCKERS.
about 21 hours ago
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I just generated a out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: drunk, mine, motherfuckers -
about 21 hours ago
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I take on the pharma industry and BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH TRUTH! KAILI!!
12:11 AM Dec 1st
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@ @ So a Romantic poet mixed with some sort of citrus fruit. Wait, I know that recipe. It's Keats lime pie.
7:29 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to Amyslysly
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So Google Wave invite, yes, yay. But it kinda makes me feel the same way Hasidim jumping out of the bushes and thrusting lemons at me do.
4:04 PM Nov 30th
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@ It totally taught me how to become invisible. You must be using it wrong.
3:27 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to bradiation
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The bartender bought me a drink in exchange for my chile relleno recipe. And then took her drink back.
10:03 PM Nov 29th
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As if franchised convenience stores didn't already make me want to wander their aisles playing air guitar, you had to call these ones Wawa.
1:04 PM Nov 29th
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Baltimore smelled inexplicably like marinara.
7:05 PM Nov 28th
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Things I am writing: letter to ex (since spiked), analyses of minor league free agents to run on SBN... in the comments. And tweets.
8:19 PM Nov 27th
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Things I'm supposed to write: letters of intent, "Kari Byron's Radical Pregnancy," stuff on mephedrone and lady sex drugs for Faster...
8:18 PM Nov 27th
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So here I am, officially a drug writer, about 8 years after it stopped being awesome.
9:12 AM Jul 9th
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"Somewhere inside of you," she told me, "is a foodie." There're better times to have just watched Aliens. (Frank Bruni, man... Frank Bruni!)
9:01 PM Jun 23rd
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I'm so cheesecited/ and i just can't hide it/ i know i'm gonna eat some cheese/ and i think i like it.
2:17 PM May 20th
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Oh fuck you, twitter. You're just this snippy school-marmish version of tumblr without the tendency to meme- barf in polite company.
12:45 AM May 17th
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Fried chicken waits for no man. True fact. Most red light violation hit-and-runs are caused by fried chicken.
12:16 AM May 17th
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Lit Trivia at Radegast, quick impressions: um, there were lights. And one-liter beers. Which looked pretty in the lights. I'm a lizard.
9:11 PM May 14th
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I'm not sure what's so innocence-shattering about the Build Team selling out, but I feel like a small part of me died and got taxidermied.
10:39 PM May 6th
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Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. Everyone always forgets the lead-in to the second verse.
6:03 PM Apr 23rd
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- Name Multiphasic
- Location Brooklyn, NY, USA
- Web http://multiphasi...
- Bio You don't know me. Unless we've totally met before.
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