MugOfGasoline
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I figure if I take off all my clothes you'll give me one of two things I want. Sex, or shot with a tazer.
about 11 hours ago
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Second best idea I had today, make a sweater for the cat using a tube sock and carpet cast-offs.
about 11 hours ago
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Ah, I love emo music, which is weird, because I tend to give emo kids razor blades and pills. What? I'm just trying to help.
about 12 hours ago
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Wait, what do you mean I can't trade it in for a new one? Damn it.
about 15 hours ago
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When singing "I want Candy" it is important to first make sure no transexuals who go by that name are within earshot.
about 21 hours ago
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I can see sounds and hear colors, that's not supposed to happen right?
11:46 PM Dec 15th
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@ The torque wrench is my penis.
6:15 AM Dec 15th
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@ I should be asleep, I have a final in 5 hours and 20 minutes. I need to finish this paper tho. I've fought it all night.
2:34 AM Dec 15th
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@ I guess it's a good thing I use a garbage bag for a condom.
2:13 AM Dec 15th
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@ You must get that from .
2:08 AM Dec 15th
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@ @ Especially since I think you just rolled her onto her tummy. Be carefully of poorly lubricated entries sir!
2:01 AM Dec 15th
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@ If you're about to live-tweet sex I may have to give you a virtual high-five!
1:56 AM Dec 15th
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RT @ There's a time for playing by the rules and a time to cork your bat.
9:30 PM Dec 14th
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@ It is too! You just have to make it right. GAWD. ( Wikipedia agrees.
8:55 PM Dec 14th
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8:53 PM Dec 14th
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@ I like the peachy ones, I'm such a woman.
8:52 PM Dec 14th
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@ I'll help you pick out new ones, just text me pictures while you're shopping. ;-) Also,
8:50 PM Dec 14th
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Yo, someone wanna come make me margaritas? I'm sure that will help me finish this paper and study for my test in the morning.
8:48 PM Dec 14th
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@ Dude, I laughed until it hurt. That was freaking brilliant.
7:38 PM Dec 14th
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RT @: I need a real cannibal type chick, who is okay with eating my kids.
11:40 AM Dec 14th
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- Name Hey Bulldog
- Location Greenville, North Carolina
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Pursuing a Masters in Anthropology, and a minor in figuring out the rest of my life. I am often too focussed to see who or what is right in front of me.
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