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  1. @rachelclind nothing special. was going to invite you over if you were orphaned. we should hang out either way at some point.
  2. @rachelclind do you have thanksgiving plans?
  3. @becs1024 For Banksy = Duchamp, street art of 80's and 90's = Swiss Dadaists
  4. @enemywithin will it be happening ON your bday?
  5. RT @StandardReview: "Diversity programs bring people in, and attract brand new writers, and put them on shows at the lowest..." http://t ...
  6. @KaseyCollins7 i try to tweet every time i pee. just rarely involving the act itself
  7. RT @diablocody: "iMercutio" RT @listentolorene Pitch of the day: "Hamlet Montamlet". By day, he's the Prince of Denmark. By night, he's ...
  8. I have permission, and it was baked partially for me to eat, but I still feel sneaky having a piece of this pie.
  9. Clooney, reprising role from FMrF, is wide-eyed optimist who I cannot help but love. Fun times had by all!
  10. About to go to Clooney Trifecta 09 Part Two: Men...Goats. How successful will it be as a second act in this six-hour Clooney-starrer?
  11. @lilybird i have a friend in white plains who teaches a sewing class. are you still looking?
  12. RT @rebeccawalker: hate to b a buzz killer, but is it possible that @mashable couldn't find ONE NON-WHITE WRITER WHO TWEETS http://bit.l ...
  13. It took me exactly 20 minutes to walk to work. My coworkers insist I live too far to walk, even after I told them this. LA, amirightfellas??
  14. Currently peeing next to: Sondheim lookalike
  15. Great b-fast with @jill380 included spoilers for @HaileyHacks! Hint: google's involved, and I learned stuff I had not known.
  16. @enemywithin @theotherwillis I demand details on the Betty-Two Ferns summit ASAP
  17. No matter what the activity, yes we will pause it to rewatch Bad Romance.
  18. We are not just sneaky, @theotherwillis and I are amateur sleuths!
  19. @Cherry_Delight of course!
  20. I don't mind @willridesagain. I just don't want him shoving it down my throat.