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  1. character on Spin City takes birth control pills, just in case -- good thing AIDS wasn't affecting New York City in the 90's?
  2. @originalrelease lemme get you my schedj after Monday (I have a job interview for P.A.ing @ The Odd Couple!)
  3. @originalrelease what's got 2 thumbs, lives in la, wants to be friends? This guy.
  4. @weinmanj his book belongs in the academy of the overrated
  5. Just accidentally walked 7.4 mi. Mistook one-way distance for round-trip. So, that was my evening.
  6. RT @douggpound Follow Fridays http://bit.ly/nBje4
  7. @weinmanj Is Brendan Fraser the modern Burt Reynolds? REALLY THINK ABOUT IT
  8. Is Hal Needham the Michael Haneke of fast-car movies?
  9. Wait, did Stroker just rape Loni Anderson? He looked at the audience and said no one would know. Am I complicit in this now?
  10. 60 crunches, 20 pushups. Making up for eating a pint of ice cream last night? #NTFUbody09
  11. Anyway time to watch Stroker Ace.
  12. I am dressed identically to the men in the hallway waiting to audition. Down to my glasses. I hope I make them nervous.
  13. True Life: I just bought banjo finger picks next to the location of The Andy Griffith Show.
  14. @cheekywee chapter one: she adored New York City. She idealized it all out of proportion.
  15. "I'm gonna kill you because you caused the death of the father of Inigo Montoya who is me. Hi, by the way." #1stdraftmovielines
  16. Just got brain freeze from free on-set smoothie. What a difficult life!
  17. Also, Don Knotts stopped by the office today dressed way casual (/hard to recognize).
  18. Road trip to TAGS location shoot with fellow accountants Oscar & Kevin!
  19. RT @suziegw Got to stop sitting exclusively for white boys w/o siblings. You can't do whatever you want guys. ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
  20. WARNING THESE COMMENTS WERE WRITTEN BY MORONS http://tinyurl.com/krgy6r Also, "how come nobody protests anymore?" Shut up, 60-year old.