Profile_bird

Hey there! MsYuppieScum is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving MsYuppieScum's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

MsYuppieScum

  1. Flu? Sadface.
  2. Fantastical: Muppets Perform Bohemian Rhapsody http://j.mp/4BJoKg Many thanks @fredfunk
  3. @JFP That's brilliant. Kinda reminds me of this: http://j.mp/5brQFZ
  4. @joannelarge Dude, last night I watched a few minutes of Crocodile Dundee in Spanish - 100% hilar. Too bad you are a zillion time zones away
  5. "How the Internet Works" is the actual title of an actual book, shelved next to "Is This Thing On?" at the library y'all.
  6. @Tiffanized You are my HERO!
  7. RT @tiffanized: I get Mother of the Yr Award for showing my 14 yo the Chappelle/Rick James skit. Now every answer is "I'm Rick James bitch."
  8. To survive stomach cancer for 30+ years and then to be dealt a bout with breast cancer at age 86 has to be one of the cruelest fates ever.
  9. @eskeymo Yikes. That was pretty bad.
  10. People, see Precious ASAP, but arm yourself with a crapton of tissue.
  11. Have been treating myself a bit too well this weekend, to the peril of my bank account.
  12. Obama The Cat gets confronted (YouTube): http://j.mp/6aoQbS
  13. @eskeymo LOL glad you liked. The best was when Jo overheard that all the dramz happened a year ago. Thought she'd turn around & slapabitch.
  14. Zero to bitch in 2 drinks. P.S. #drunktweet.
  15. I so wish I had snapped a photo of all that. One of my cocktail napkin sketches will have to do.
  16. Yadda yadda, my friend takes a lap so she can see the folks talking, returns to say she expected to see 2 Barbies not extras from COPS.
  17. More fuckery, 39 was all on 32s jock, etc. but one day in one of their meaningful door chats said he couldn't give her what she needed.
  18. Blah blah she was 32, he was 39. Jo is calling this the greatest love story of all time. OF ALL TIME. BTW she can't see these chicks.
  19. Apparently the sad one met a guy who worked the door and inspired him to start writing again, good grief.
  20. Too bad @joannelarge doesn't speak Spanish (and that mine is also pretty shit) as it would really boost the level of close-range mockery.