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MsNicoleJohnson

  1. Thinks I must have 83 children with as many times as I've heard the word "Mom" today.
  2. Is nothin but a trucker headin home
  3. Heading up the I-15 to Logandale for the Hump N Bump!
  4. Could tell you but would have to kill you. ;-)
  5. Is waiting for the Extra Strength Excedrine Migraine to kick in.
  6. Is thinking of putting on a thick layer of fat to stay warm. Halloween should take care of that
  7. Just changed my ring tone to Brass Monkey so I can look forward to phone calls
  8. Made it into the semi finals at the NSDA Nationals and took 3rd in a field of 21 and today was my first day ever drag racing! Woot!
  9. Just won my 2nd bracket in single elimination sand drag racing at Primm with 0.072 reaction time & 0.02 seconds off my dial in!
  10. Congrats to former rock crawlers Marty Hart for an impressive win in Pro Lite!
  11. Made chocolate chip cookies then abruptly put the kids to bed so I could lick the bowl without sharing.
  12. Loves the weather today in Vegas! 85 and not a cloud in sight!
  13. Just got warned by the 18 year old bowling alley attendant that if it happens again I'll have to leave. Oopsie!
  14. Ducked quickly out of sight in fear of being bra-lested when the oh-what-a-pretty-bra cashier walked past me at Target.
  15. @KVBC Oh, lemme guess... the cop wasn't wearing a seatlbelt and they're gonna pin it on the civilian.
  16. wonders if Frank, who's been jogging on the treadmill wearing hunting boots, will end up shooting a deer, or having to run it down on foot.
  17. @MFS_CA Would love to! You guys seem really cool and I'm glad I got to meet you at Expo!
  18. is thinking of going as Pistol Pete for Halloween.... I've always had a thing for mullets.
  19. Blogging while blading is not a crime!
  20. wonders if my Milk Duds and Diet Pepsi snack would be Laverne DeFazio approved.